Trump: tourism flourished while I was in office. The numbers were record breaking. All the resorts told me how grateful they were for saving them from the Democrats and sleepy Joe.

Just another thing that rich people willingly pay more for. Rich people are so dumb and weird.

We gotta turn the economy on and off for a bit. That will reset it.

Someone probably told them kerning was woke.

I just soak mine in water for 24 hours and then plant them.

I wonder if they got a lil kickback for this? Maybe some stock options? They aren't up for re-election. Such a disappointment.

Movies create the illusion that these places have super high tech security and quantum password encryption. But the truth is more boring.

Aren't these private companies? Can't they just ignore it?

The candle on the floor is a safety hazard and also that dog is illiterate.

Trump: have you heard of government cheese. We make the best cheese, even other countries say their cheese is sad compared to ours. That is why I am giving Americans 1 cheese wheel with my face on it this November.