Hayter
@lordwafflestomp.bsky.social
I’m an idiot, please don’t listen to me.
RollForCrypt CoHost. cEDH Gremlin.
RollForCrypt CoHost. cEDH Gremlin.
My dick is like a vampire. It needs permission to cum inside.
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
My dick is like a vampire. It needs permission to cum inside.
This is sick. Hydroid Krasis and Archivist of Ligma on a bird?
At its floor it’s a cheaper Archivist. can be flipped off Kinnan and it’s still not awful. Also an infinite mana outlet. (Not the best outlet) but still.
2 mana, 1/1 with flash, draw a card, become a 2/2.
10/10. no notes
At its floor it’s a cheaper Archivist. can be flipped off Kinnan and it’s still not awful. Also an infinite mana outlet. (Not the best outlet) but still.
2 mana, 1/1 with flash, draw a card, become a 2/2.
10/10. no notes
October 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This is sick. Hydroid Krasis and Archivist of Ligma on a bird?
At its floor it’s a cheaper Archivist. can be flipped off Kinnan and it’s still not awful. Also an infinite mana outlet. (Not the best outlet) but still.
2 mana, 1/1 with flash, draw a card, become a 2/2.
10/10. no notes
At its floor it’s a cheaper Archivist. can be flipped off Kinnan and it’s still not awful. Also an infinite mana outlet. (Not the best outlet) but still.
2 mana, 1/1 with flash, draw a card, become a 2/2.
10/10. no notes
Tpain’s music has no business being that catchy 16 years later
October 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Tpain’s music has no business being that catchy 16 years later
My girl better start acting right cuz all these bots want me
October 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My girl better start acting right cuz all these bots want me
What if Arby’s slogan was “We suck the meats” instead of whatever the hell they have now
September 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
What if Arby’s slogan was “We suck the meats” instead of whatever the hell they have now
My shorkai deck broke 50k views. This is the height of my MTG Career and I hardly ever play anymore lmao
September 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
My shorkai deck broke 50k views. This is the height of my MTG Career and I hardly ever play anymore lmao
We could clear the national debt in a week by charging people to piss on Trumps grave
September 19, 2025 at 11:53 AM
We could clear the national debt in a week by charging people to piss on Trumps grave
Is there a lore reason to keep going?
September 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Is there a lore reason to keep going?
My Magic 8 ball is telling me that I need head
September 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
My Magic 8 ball is telling me that I need head
I must be at the top of my class by the way I Cum Laude
September 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I must be at the top of my class by the way I Cum Laude
Sometimes, working in construction is fun
September 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Sometimes, working in construction is fun
The lion does not concern himself with the chest pain after several energy drinks
September 9, 2025 at 10:46 AM
The lion does not concern himself with the chest pain after several energy drinks
TOTK had NO BUSINESS making Purah this HOTTTT 🔥🥵
September 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
TOTK had NO BUSINESS making Purah this HOTTTT 🔥🥵
Not to worry anyone….but I’m currently have the tummiest of aches. I may not make it.
Tell my partner that I think she’s kinda fine
Tell my partner that I think she’s kinda fine
September 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Not to worry anyone….but I’m currently have the tummiest of aches. I may not make it.
Tell my partner that I think she’s kinda fine
Tell my partner that I think she’s kinda fine
Unboxing video buts it’s just a video of my partner giving birth to our daughter
August 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Unboxing video buts it’s just a video of my partner giving birth to our daughter
Unboxing vid but it’s just me opening a pack of cigarettes
August 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Unboxing vid but it’s just me opening a pack of cigarettes
Trump’s hand is like that, not because of Heart problems, but because he be jerkin’ his shit crazy style
August 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Trump’s hand is like that, not because of Heart problems, but because he be jerkin’ his shit crazy style
Tuggin it for Jesus
August 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Tuggin it for Jesus
Wanted to do a fit check. There wasn’t a full length mirror and wanted people to see the shoes
August 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Wanted to do a fit check. There wasn’t a full length mirror and wanted people to see the shoes
Just made it to my hotel
August 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Just made it to my hotel
The AC is out on my flight to Pittsburgh…this is my 13th reason why
August 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The AC is out on my flight to Pittsburgh…this is my 13th reason why
Everything is a sign from the universe if you’re delusional enough
August 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Everything is a sign from the universe if you’re delusional enough
I like it when she rides me I can give her a thumbs down to keep her humble
August 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I like it when she rides me I can give her a thumbs down to keep her humble
30 days Vape free as of today. Ngl this has been one of the hardest things I’ve ever done
August 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
30 days Vape free as of today. Ngl this has been one of the hardest things I’ve ever done