Sir Hicks Brozon Esq.
@lordteleselforiv.bsky.social
Not actually a lawyer. Do not take anything a say as legal advice... or do?
I know it’s not the point, but getting to watch Elon’s hairline recede for a second time has been one of the few joys left in this dumpster fire of a country.
December 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I know it’s not the point, but getting to watch Elon’s hairline recede for a second time has been one of the few joys left in this dumpster fire of a country.
We could start pulling other people’s hair out, I guess. It might be therapeutic.
October 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
We could start pulling other people’s hair out, I guess. It might be therapeutic.
Of If I had any hair left I’d be pulling it out right now
October 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Of If I had any hair left I’d be pulling it out right now
Imagine attacking your customers and presuming you will continue to turn a profit.
October 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Imagine attacking your customers and presuming you will continue to turn a profit.
Can’t the NYT just go out of business already, Jfc.
October 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Can’t the NYT just go out of business already, Jfc.
He lies like a fucking toddler. No offense to toddlers.
October 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
He lies like a fucking toddler. No offense to toddlers.
“Your case will be reviewed on a case by case basis by on of 10s of qualified caseworkers inconveniently located in whatever state you aren’t.”
October 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
“Your case will be reviewed on a case by case basis by on of 10s of qualified caseworkers inconveniently located in whatever state you aren’t.”
*sigh* The world is a litter-robot left unplugged and unattended.
October 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
*sigh* The world is a litter-robot left unplugged and unattended.
Tbf, a young man in DC is like 55.
October 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Tbf, a young man in DC is like 55.
That’s because they take everything literally and all their neighbors are white Christian weirdos too. Not because of housing discrimination or anything, just a coincidence.
October 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
That’s because they take everything literally and all their neighbors are white Christian weirdos too. Not because of housing discrimination or anything, just a coincidence.
Like, why? What problem does this even solve? What question does it answer?
a man wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket is talking about scientists .
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket is talking about scientists .
media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Like, why? What problem does this even solve? What question does it answer?
This is not the oyster inspired bone glue I was expecting.
October 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This is not the oyster inspired bone glue I was expecting.
It’s always the people you most expect.
October 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
It’s always the people you most expect.
Orthodox Marxism 💀
October 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Orthodox Marxism 💀
Little extra caramelization than regular cheez its and has little bits of pepper throughout 🤌
September 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Little extra caramelization than regular cheez its and has little bits of pepper throughout 🤌
I hate that this administration has me siding with Tucker Fucking Carlson and Marjorie Missing Link Green an anything.
September 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I hate that this administration has me siding with Tucker Fucking Carlson and Marjorie Missing Link Green an anything.
FB is wild rn.
September 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
FB is wild rn.
Haha. Thanks.
September 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Haha. Thanks.
Tuckie knows if hate speech were illegal his whole career is grounds for imprisonment. At least he is self aware enough to realize that. The rest of the chuds can’t see past their timeline.
September 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Tuckie knows if hate speech were illegal his whole career is grounds for imprisonment. At least he is self aware enough to realize that. The rest of the chuds can’t see past their timeline.
“Hey, remember that thing we did that didn’t work and alienated our base? Yeah, what if we did that only harder?”
September 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
“Hey, remember that thing we did that didn’t work and alienated our base? Yeah, what if we did that only harder?”
I’m glad to see democrats haven’t abandoned their core tenet of not learning from the past.
September 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I’m glad to see democrats haven’t abandoned their core tenet of not learning from the past.