Lord Spoon
@lordspoon.bsky.social
Stuff by a person of internationally unrenowned poetude. Purveyor of whimsy. Apreciator of fine telegraph poles.
For Putin I read Farage.
December 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
For Putin I read Farage.
Made my Christmas has that.
December 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Made my Christmas has that.
It's a thing of great beauty to see Tate getting chinned.
December 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It's a thing of great beauty to see Tate getting chinned.
They're all giving him a free ride.
December 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
They're all giving him a free ride.
The old company used to go the long way round from Marylebone. Bloody great service though it was. Comfy olde worlde rolling stock and a proper first class with a decent meal. Was always pissed by the time I got home.
December 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The old company used to go the long way round from Marylebone. Bloody great service though it was. Comfy olde worlde rolling stock and a proper first class with a decent meal. Was always pissed by the time I got home.
Made my day to hear this.
December 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Made my day to hear this.
What's not to love about Rooks?
December 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
What's not to love about Rooks?
Always satisfied my daftness quotas tbh
December 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Always satisfied my daftness quotas tbh
And dogs that don't fucking yap all the time
December 10, 2025 at 10:30 AM
And dogs that don't fucking yap all the time
Around here (S. Ceredigion) Mistle thrushes are singing away.
December 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Around here (S. Ceredigion) Mistle thrushes are singing away.
I wonder when we're all going to wake up and correctly and urgently link it to our changing climate. And then take appropriate action. We're only a couple of joined-up crop failures away from famine
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I wonder when we're all going to wake up and correctly and urgently link it to our changing climate. And then take appropriate action. We're only a couple of joined-up crop failures away from famine
Don't forget to tell us that the climate has always changed; that it's just weather get over it; and China...
December 5, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Don't forget to tell us that the climate has always changed; that it's just weather get over it; and China...
It really is a super cinema.
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It really is a super cinema.
You're dead right. I'm going to start doing that very thing.
December 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
You're dead right. I'm going to start doing that very thing.
Sent mine back already. Missed the trick of adding some weight to it though.
November 30, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Sent mine back already. Missed the trick of adding some weight to it though.
I thought we all did that.
November 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I thought we all did that.
Lampeter is a great place. It's my shopping town and I love it.
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Lampeter is a great place. It's my shopping town and I love it.
Be careful Zack. It's time for you to have some protection. They don't like your message and will come for you.
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Be careful Zack. It's time for you to have some protection. They don't like your message and will come for you.
We have a moral obligation to recycle properly. It starts at home.
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
We have a moral obligation to recycle properly. It starts at home.
Should be a male porno actor called Rutland
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Should be a male porno actor called Rutland