No YouTube I would not like to learn about Fortnite’s artstyle or Logan Paul’s chemistry with ksi and Mr beast

You think customers would appreciate it if I were to drumstick spin their cucumbers while I bag them like shit I could be a hibachi chef but minimum wage

Sick ass dogs

I realized I was getting better at my job for a second then I remembered I’m a grocery bagger and cart pusher

The manly urge to scream at the face of god as your ship at sea rocks back and forth while wild winds whip around you threatening to drown you and the ship

Wish there were more dots so I could write the first page of the Quran

I am so bored at work this will be my dump page for my adhd brain if I write my unhinged thoughts down they’ll go away for a bit