It's true. I've lived long enough to become the villain.

Caught a couple students playing Cookie Clicker in English class on their school laptops and had to bust them.

I remember my high school days of playing Mario and Tetris on my TI-83, and now I'm on the other side.

A like notification on an old, anti-AI post?
*Checks user page*
Hey, @agenticworkers.bsky.social, I don't think you read that post. I'm a writer. I'm like... 1,000% against everything that you are and am reposting this so people block you.

At least pretend to have a frontal lobe you moron.

The load off my mind after privating my account and deleting the dead bird app off my phone has been soul-saving. You're not alone in that.

And just to spread the good vibes, here's some more Misty. I commissioned this from @marenlicious.bsky.social for a Misty×Jazx fanfiction I wrote.

I'm sorry. I know you'd like to release the wolf from within. I hope receiving an image of a sticker from an American will be a good replacement. Please accept this picture of an official "I voted" sticker from Michigan for doing your civic duty here in Japan.

Browsing #MLP art here and just realized I forgot to add some very important muted tags. To all AI artist... whoops, sorry, I meant plagerist and thieves. My bad. Always forget to call you by your actual profession. Embarrassing!

Anyway, please keep tagging it so I never see your slop. Thanks! 🦄💖