I thought that the lore was that it turned Isildur invisible too, but that it slipped off his finger, which allowed him to be found and killed

I never knew that time travelling Gus Johnson narrating historical events is what I needed, but now I'm imagining him covering La Noche Triste and it is MAGICAL.

Swore that said 3rd OT

Like the old NHL commercial said, “The Coffee Pot Cup weighs 7 pounds, except when you’re holding it”

And yet, as Jonathan points out in the sequel, Ardeth’s generation is uniquely bad at that task!

Props to your biggest fan for dropping the extra $.01 for the premium print at the bottom

FOIA request for Big Cow, Subject is “Does he like you”