Special place in hell for the guy who was like "what if we played commercials at the pump"

I want to thank @doublewhammy.bsky.social for letting me create a Blue Bunny Sonic ice cream guitar and smack enemies with it

Damn even the scammers have jokes

What do you mean the French word for zapper is baguette

I will continue to use Spotify solely because of how zany the Daylist titles get

We went to Texas Renaissance Festival with some dear friends. She's my beautiful queen with a beautiful tiara she picked out, and I may or may not still be geeking out over a new toy from Crimson Dawn. Definitely making TRF a regular visit. @jellyfish72.bsky.social

If you're into that kind of thing, Buc-ee's wooden spoons and spatulas make for fantastic impact toys. @jellyfish72.bsky.social can confirm.

Good news has been pretty scarce lately, but the exercise gacha has my back, so here's a shiny cool guy™ for your timeline to bless your week

Don't talk to me or my son ever again