👑✞☠︎𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝕺.𝕲.☠︎✞👑
@lordorgasmatron.bsky.social
Hubby to a NSFW content creator. I'm a fan of the finer things in life. All things spooky, different and obscure. I am an Agent of Chaos and you are welcome to accompany me in my journey through the unknown. Everything from self-improvement to horror films
My mind might try to quit, but my spirit won't. Building, growing, and winning, no matter what. #Resilience #Persistence #Success #ADHD #MentalHealthMatters #agentsofchaos
June 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My mind might try to quit, but my spirit won't. Building, growing, and winning, no matter what. #Resilience #Persistence #Success #ADHD #MentalHealthMatters #agentsofchaos
Sunday Spookies 👻🎃🦇?!
Please. I’m the real Agent of Chaos—here to stand up for mental health and lift up my people.
Monday is just another day. A reminder of why we have to fight for the life we deserve.
#ADHD
#MentalHealthMatters #AgentOfChaos
Please. I’m the real Agent of Chaos—here to stand up for mental health and lift up my people.
Monday is just another day. A reminder of why we have to fight for the life we deserve.
#ADHD
#MentalHealthMatters #AgentOfChaos
June 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Sunday Spookies 👻🎃🦇?!
Please. I’m the real Agent of Chaos—here to stand up for mental health and lift up my people.
Monday is just another day. A reminder of why we have to fight for the life we deserve.
#ADHD
#MentalHealthMatters #AgentOfChaos
Please. I’m the real Agent of Chaos—here to stand up for mental health and lift up my people.
Monday is just another day. A reminder of why we have to fight for the life we deserve.
#ADHD
#MentalHealthMatters #AgentOfChaos
Well of course.
They killed the last one.
They killed the last one.
May 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Well of course.
They killed the last one.
They killed the last one.
Pretty much. A bitch-made demented elf that is. He should be baking cookies instead of a crook and a crony. The Crookie Monster 🍪
March 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Pretty much. A bitch-made demented elf that is. He should be baking cookies instead of a crook and a crony. The Crookie Monster 🍪
The ranking of my Top 5 G.O.A.Ted television programs, IMHO. In this particular order...
#1. The Sopranos
#2. Mad Men
#3. The Wire
#4. Twin Peaks
#5. Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul
Tell me your Top 5 📺 shows 😎
#1. The Sopranos
#2. Mad Men
#3. The Wire
#4. Twin Peaks
#5. Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul
Tell me your Top 5 📺 shows 😎
March 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The ranking of my Top 5 G.O.A.Ted television programs, IMHO. In this particular order...
#1. The Sopranos
#2. Mad Men
#3. The Wire
#4. Twin Peaks
#5. Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul
Tell me your Top 5 📺 shows 😎
#1. The Sopranos
#2. Mad Men
#3. The Wire
#4. Twin Peaks
#5. Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul
Tell me your Top 5 📺 shows 😎
My David Lynch spirit animal is on full display today.
Finding Creativity in the Chaos.
Finding Creativity in the Chaos.
March 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
My David Lynch spirit animal is on full display today.
Finding Creativity in the Chaos.
Finding Creativity in the Chaos.
My wife @bigbootyblueeye is the #1 reason why I fall prey to Virgos.
My Kryptonite, my weakness, and my Achilles Heel. I bow to no one, but if I give in to anyone. It's her, for sure.
Being her husband, her Daddy, her Sir, is the greatest privilege I could ask for. 💟🦂
My Kryptonite, my weakness, and my Achilles Heel. I bow to no one, but if I give in to anyone. It's her, for sure.
Being her husband, her Daddy, her Sir, is the greatest privilege I could ask for. 💟🦂
March 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
My wife @bigbootyblueeye is the #1 reason why I fall prey to Virgos.
My Kryptonite, my weakness, and my Achilles Heel. I bow to no one, but if I give in to anyone. It's her, for sure.
Being her husband, her Daddy, her Sir, is the greatest privilege I could ask for. 💟🦂
My Kryptonite, my weakness, and my Achilles Heel. I bow to no one, but if I give in to anyone. It's her, for sure.
Being her husband, her Daddy, her Sir, is the greatest privilege I could ask for. 💟🦂
I'm thankful for everything that has led me to here and now
My Bullshit Radar has been honed, built out, modified, completed, and is now pristine. 💯
Grifters, influencers, corporations, and wolves in sheep's clothing.
It's time to wake up.
My Bullshit Radar has been honed, built out, modified, completed, and is now pristine. 💯
Grifters, influencers, corporations, and wolves in sheep's clothing.
It's time to wake up.
March 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I'm thankful for everything that has led me to here and now
My Bullshit Radar has been honed, built out, modified, completed, and is now pristine. 💯
Grifters, influencers, corporations, and wolves in sheep's clothing.
It's time to wake up.
My Bullshit Radar has been honed, built out, modified, completed, and is now pristine. 💯
Grifters, influencers, corporations, and wolves in sheep's clothing.
It's time to wake up.
Now recruiting for our Agents of Chaos/Agencies of Chaos. I'm looking for moderators and members for all kinds of niches, from ADHD and mental health to horror to personal finance, economics, and everything in between. Respect is mandatory, and civil discourse is encouraged.
March 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Now recruiting for our Agents of Chaos/Agencies of Chaos. I'm looking for moderators and members for all kinds of niches, from ADHD and mental health to horror to personal finance, economics, and everything in between. Respect is mandatory, and civil discourse is encouraged.
Kindness is free.
Sprinkle that shit everywhere like Salt Bae.
Make it rain. 🌦🫶🏼
Sprinkle that shit everywhere like Salt Bae.
Make it rain. 🌦🫶🏼
February 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Kindness is free.
Sprinkle that shit everywhere like Salt Bae.
Make it rain. 🌦🫶🏼
Sprinkle that shit everywhere like Salt Bae.
Make it rain. 🌦🫶🏼
Community: You don't just find it. You build it. Shared passions are the foundation. 🏛🏘✨️
Be yourself, be your niche, and broaden your horizons.
Build together. 🫶🏼🫱🏻🫲🏼💪🏼💯❤️🔥
Be yourself, be your niche, and broaden your horizons.
Build together. 🫶🏼🫱🏻🫲🏼💪🏼💯❤️🔥
February 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Community: You don't just find it. You build it. Shared passions are the foundation. 🏛🏘✨️
Be yourself, be your niche, and broaden your horizons.
Build together. 🫶🏼🫱🏻🫲🏼💪🏼💯❤️🔥
Be yourself, be your niche, and broaden your horizons.
Build together. 🫶🏼🫱🏻🫲🏼💪🏼💯❤️🔥
Happy Valentine's Day ❤️ to my Scream Queen, my Goddess, my Best Friend, my Babygirl, my Wife, my everything.
You make it all worthwhile. I'm blessed to have you alongside me, your support. Your bodacious backside. Your endless love. I love you, Doll. 🖤❤️🔥
@bigbootyblueeyes.bsky.social
You make it all worthwhile. I'm blessed to have you alongside me, your support. Your bodacious backside. Your endless love. I love you, Doll. 🖤❤️🔥
@bigbootyblueeyes.bsky.social
February 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Happy Valentine's Day ❤️ to my Scream Queen, my Goddess, my Best Friend, my Babygirl, my Wife, my everything.
You make it all worthwhile. I'm blessed to have you alongside me, your support. Your bodacious backside. Your endless love. I love you, Doll. 🖤❤️🔥
@bigbootyblueeyes.bsky.social
You make it all worthwhile. I'm blessed to have you alongside me, your support. Your bodacious backside. Your endless love. I love you, Doll. 🖤❤️🔥
@bigbootyblueeyes.bsky.social
Last night on Sinful Sunday, Monday's Eve -
I had the pleasure of enjoying John Carpenter's The Prince of Darkness (1987)
It was all I had hoped for and more. A hypnotic electric soundtrack. Alice Cooper. Wonderful atmosphere and fun kills. Such a creative onslaught. 🤘🏼🎃💯
I had the pleasure of enjoying John Carpenter's The Prince of Darkness (1987)
It was all I had hoped for and more. A hypnotic electric soundtrack. Alice Cooper. Wonderful atmosphere and fun kills. Such a creative onslaught. 🤘🏼🎃💯
February 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Last night on Sinful Sunday, Monday's Eve -
I had the pleasure of enjoying John Carpenter's The Prince of Darkness (1987)
It was all I had hoped for and more. A hypnotic electric soundtrack. Alice Cooper. Wonderful atmosphere and fun kills. Such a creative onslaught. 🤘🏼🎃💯
I had the pleasure of enjoying John Carpenter's The Prince of Darkness (1987)
It was all I had hoped for and more. A hypnotic electric soundtrack. Alice Cooper. Wonderful atmosphere and fun kills. Such a creative onslaught. 🤘🏼🎃💯
I'm just being smug in the face of adversity. Perhaps because I know who I am, where I stand, and what I'm about. Life might be a clusterfuck but I'll be here wading in the Chaos.
February 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I'm just being smug in the face of adversity. Perhaps because I know who I am, where I stand, and what I'm about. Life might be a clusterfuck but I'll be here wading in the Chaos.
This was a political ploy. Nothing more. Nothing less. Manufactured drama and outrage.
Move along. There's nothing to see here, folks. 🤡💯
Move along. There's nothing to see here, folks. 🤡💯
January 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This was a political ploy. Nothing more. Nothing less. Manufactured drama and outrage.
Move along. There's nothing to see here, folks. 🤡💯
Move along. There's nothing to see here, folks. 🤡💯
Question authority. The most clandestine form of war is one on the mind.
Keep your head up, your eyes clear, and ponder the volume and reasons of those voices in your ear.
Everyone has an agenda.
What's your purpose? Your mission?
#questionauthority #selfimprovement
#positivity
#community
Keep your head up, your eyes clear, and ponder the volume and reasons of those voices in your ear.
Everyone has an agenda.
What's your purpose? Your mission?
#questionauthority #selfimprovement
#positivity
#community
January 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Question authority. The most clandestine form of war is one on the mind.
Keep your head up, your eyes clear, and ponder the volume and reasons of those voices in your ear.
Everyone has an agenda.
What's your purpose? Your mission?
#questionauthority #selfimprovement
#positivity
#community
Keep your head up, your eyes clear, and ponder the volume and reasons of those voices in your ear.
Everyone has an agenda.
What's your purpose? Your mission?
#questionauthority #selfimprovement
#positivity
#community
I've gone through and blocked about 200 bot accounts today alone. I wish the developers seemed to be more present here. Although I'm not expecting perfection. I know the platform is in incubation.
January 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I've gone through and blocked about 200 bot accounts today alone. I wish the developers seemed to be more present here. Although I'm not expecting perfection. I know the platform is in incubation.
I exhale a deep, heavy sigh. Thoughts galore pour through my cerebral cortex. The vestibule of deviance and delirium.
My Kingdom, My Sanctuary, My Abyss.
My Kingdom, My Sanctuary, My Abyss.
December 26, 2024 at 8:01 PM
I exhale a deep, heavy sigh. Thoughts galore pour through my cerebral cortex. The vestibule of deviance and delirium.
My Kingdom, My Sanctuary, My Abyss.
My Kingdom, My Sanctuary, My Abyss.
The younger me, before my 30s, snatched me up. I'm just channeling my inner Burt Reynolds and Christmas Spirit. 🎄🤠
It's inevitable. There will be rug pictures in my future💪🏼🤘🏼🫶🏼💯
IYKYK
Merry Christmas Eve, ya filthy animals
It's inevitable. There will be rug pictures in my future💪🏼🤘🏼🫶🏼💯
IYKYK
Merry Christmas Eve, ya filthy animals
December 24, 2024 at 5:18 PM
The younger me, before my 30s, snatched me up. I'm just channeling my inner Burt Reynolds and Christmas Spirit. 🎄🤠
It's inevitable. There will be rug pictures in my future💪🏼🤘🏼🫶🏼💯
IYKYK
Merry Christmas Eve, ya filthy animals
It's inevitable. There will be rug pictures in my future💪🏼🤘🏼🫶🏼💯
IYKYK
Merry Christmas Eve, ya filthy animals
Good morning, my fellow champions, ghouls, and goblins. Howdy 😎🤠
How are you spending your Christmas Eve? 🎄
Do you have any tips or traditions that you do yearly that keep the Christmas spirit alive? 🤔
Asking for a friend 😬
How are you spending your Christmas Eve? 🎄
Do you have any tips or traditions that you do yearly that keep the Christmas spirit alive? 🤔
Asking for a friend 😬
December 24, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Good morning, my fellow champions, ghouls, and goblins. Howdy 😎🤠
How are you spending your Christmas Eve? 🎄
Do you have any tips or traditions that you do yearly that keep the Christmas spirit alive? 🤔
Asking for a friend 😬
How are you spending your Christmas Eve? 🎄
Do you have any tips or traditions that you do yearly that keep the Christmas spirit alive? 🤔
Asking for a friend 😬
Mayhap we would.. but Dad Swag
I'm just lacking the fanny pack🫣
I'm just lacking the fanny pack🫣
December 21, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Mayhap we would.. but Dad Swag
I'm just lacking the fanny pack🫣
I'm just lacking the fanny pack🫣
I'm still waiting for that wonderful fateful day when @mikeflanaganfilm.com will do justice to the Dark Tower series.
We are all guided by Ka, after all. 🤷♂️🧛🏻🖤🧙♂️💯👑
My breath remains held.
#horror #fantasy #thedarktower
We are all guided by Ka, after all. 🤷♂️🧛🏻🖤🧙♂️💯👑
My breath remains held.
#horror #fantasy #thedarktower
December 16, 2024 at 1:27 AM
I'm still waiting for that wonderful fateful day when @mikeflanaganfilm.com will do justice to the Dark Tower series.
We are all guided by Ka, after all. 🤷♂️🧛🏻🖤🧙♂️💯👑
My breath remains held.
#horror #fantasy #thedarktower
We are all guided by Ka, after all. 🤷♂️🧛🏻🖤🧙♂️💯👑
My breath remains held.
#horror #fantasy #thedarktower
Alas, it's Sinful Sunday the reprieve we need from the working week while running into the Sunday Spookies.
What would you do to never feel the Sunday Spookies again, Horror Fam?;
The dread of the work week is to come.
What is your nightmare?
#stayspooky #horror #horrorcommunity #twinpeaks
What would you do to never feel the Sunday Spookies again, Horror Fam?;
The dread of the work week is to come.
What is your nightmare?
#stayspooky #horror #horrorcommunity #twinpeaks
December 8, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Alas, it's Sinful Sunday the reprieve we need from the working week while running into the Sunday Spookies.
What would you do to never feel the Sunday Spookies again, Horror Fam?;
The dread of the work week is to come.
What is your nightmare?
#stayspooky #horror #horrorcommunity #twinpeaks
What would you do to never feel the Sunday Spookies again, Horror Fam?;
The dread of the work week is to come.
What is your nightmare?
#stayspooky #horror #horrorcommunity #twinpeaks