I DO NOT GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHAT THE SERKET FAMILY THINKS OF ME. THEIR OPINIONS ARE AS MEANINGLESS AS THEIR BLOODLINE. IF THEY BELIEVE OTHERWISE THEY ARE WELCOME TO CHALLENGE ME. AND THEY WILL LOSE. HORRIBLY

IMAGINE. CALLING YOURSELF SPIDER-MEN BUT NOT HAVING MULTIPLE EYES. NOT SPINNING WEBS FROM YOUR OWN BODY. NOT EVEN HAVING THE DECENCY TO BE A HORRIFYING NIGHTMARE CREATURE. IT IS FALSE ADVERTISING. AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.