@lordofthe7s.bsky.social
We don’t even get the good Judge Dredd movie? FUCK!
January 21, 2026 at 11:56 PM
We don’t even get the good Judge Dredd movie? FUCK!
It’s why they cast Bob Hoskins to play Super Mario, because the ladies knew he could lay pipe.
January 21, 2026 at 1:00 PM
It’s why they cast Bob Hoskins to play Super Mario, because the ladies knew he could lay pipe.
I’m now imagining an Anastasia Romanov scenario with a bunch of grifters coming forward claiming to be the true widow of Charles Entertainment Kirk.
January 20, 2026 at 11:16 AM
I’m now imagining an Anastasia Romanov scenario with a bunch of grifters coming forward claiming to be the true widow of Charles Entertainment Kirk.
Taking a sip and looking like the classic Ice Age Brainstorm art.
January 19, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Taking a sip and looking like the classic Ice Age Brainstorm art.
Secret third option: MechaLenin.
January 18, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Secret third option: MechaLenin.
My working theory is that something about Covid-19 destroyed the parts of people’s brains that remembered how germ theory works
January 16, 2026 at 11:25 PM
My working theory is that something about Covid-19 destroyed the parts of people’s brains that remembered how germ theory works
Suddenly we don’t have space in prisons to hold violent offenders.
January 15, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Suddenly we don’t have space in prisons to hold violent offenders.
I cannot stress enough how much I do not care what some dipshit conservative thinks about anything. They’re afraid of their own shadows because it’s darker than them.
January 15, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I cannot stress enough how much I do not care what some dipshit conservative thinks about anything. They’re afraid of their own shadows because it’s darker than them.
I need a version set to the opening of New Order’s “Blue Monday”
January 13, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I need a version set to the opening of New Order’s “Blue Monday”
Make some cool necklaces.
January 7, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Make some cool necklaces.
I SEND YOUR ASS BACK TO CRENSHAW PETE AND HIS HOT ASS COAT HANGERS, BITCH! WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?
January 3, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I SEND YOUR ASS BACK TO CRENSHAW PETE AND HIS HOT ASS COAT HANGERS, BITCH! WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?
Doctor of JAQing off.
January 2, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Doctor of JAQing off.
I wish I had known “Professional Sea Lion” was a viable career path when I was younger.
January 2, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I wish I had known “Professional Sea Lion” was a viable career path when I was younger.
Why does he look like Frank Sinatra with Leukemia?
January 2, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Why does he look like Frank Sinatra with Leukemia?
It’s like Star Wars. You have to start with volume four, than go back to 1-2-3.
January 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
It’s like Star Wars. You have to start with volume four, than go back to 1-2-3.
If this country is going to force me to have a car to do anything, they should
at least give me one for free.
at least give me one for free.
January 1, 2026 at 4:13 AM
If this country is going to force me to have a car to do anything, they should
at least give me one for free.
at least give me one for free.
These are the radical politics I’m here for.
December 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
These are the radical politics I’m here for.
They still haven’t fixed the Arena bug where my opponent can somehow 4 for 1 themselves to kill my three drop, yet they still have a full grip and dome me for 15 on the next turn.
December 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
They still haven’t fixed the Arena bug where my opponent can somehow 4 for 1 themselves to kill my three drop, yet they still have a full grip and dome me for 15 on the next turn.