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They/Them || AuDHD || 🇯🇵/🇺🇸 || Sometimes I’m funny
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lordoftays.bsky.social
In lighter news, this weekend was great.
A fem-presenting person laying in a green hammock in the woods, smiling and showing a peace sign. There’s a tattoo on their wrist that says “cunt”. A couple walking on the beach at sunset, their backs are facing the camera. A man and a dog walking along the beach at sunset. The man’s back is facing the camera, and the dog is attached by leash to the person holding the camera. A small black and brown dog sitting in a person’s lap, draped in a hoodie that says “McLaren Formula 1 Team”.
October 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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“Man, it really feels like my serpentine belt is about to snap.”
-Me, approximately 10 seconds before my serpentine belt snapped.
The steering wheel and dashboard of an old Toyota RAV4. The hazards and all indicator lights are on, and through the windshield you can see that the vehicle is sitting in the median of a tunnel on the freeway.
October 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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The team orders between the McLarens at Monza was fine actually.
The man taking a stand at a town hall painting
September 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Three images of f1 driver Charles Leclerc sitting in the grass looking depressed edited together
September 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Kinda hard to see but I feel like mine came out not suuuper mugshotty.
Zoomed in blurry photo of a passport photo
August 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Was just trying to capture a wholesome moment here…
August 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Ranni went out on the paddle board for the first time today!!!
A black German shepherd mix dog laying on the front of a paddle board on the lake, wearing a red and orange life jacket and looking at the camera.
July 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Wild timing for this notification
Screenshot of the original post with a push notification banner alerting of a fire in the marina
June 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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There’s actually so much stopping us from doing this.
Tweet that reads: “Andrew YangA o @AndrewYang Imagine an Independent '28 presidential primary with Mark Cuban, Jamie Dimon, Matthew McConaughey, Dean Phillips, Oprah, Stephen A Smith, Greg Orman and others - and you could vote in the primary on your smartphone. There is nothing stopping us from doing this. @Fwd_Party 3:41 PM • Jun 5, 2025 • 889K Views”
June 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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My girlfriend broke up with me so now I have no one to send cute bathroom pics to when I’m at a party :(
Mirror selfie of a feminine person in a bathroom mirror with pink lights
May 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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I’m trying to create a character sheet but Ranni has other plans.
An all black German shepherd mix dog laying on her owner’s leg and making an incredibly chaotic silly face.
May 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Pupdate!
Black German shepherd mix puppy belly up chewing on a stuffed octopus
March 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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He didn’t say that, it’s disinformation. He sucks for plenty of real reasons, we do not need fake ones.
Comic panel of batman breaking a rifle over his knee with the quote “This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.”
March 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Koreaboos Stop Infantilizing K-Pop Idols With Your Weird Purity Cope: Challenge Failed
Screenshot of lyrics from the chorus of Lisa’s song elastigirl Screenshot of annotations of these lyrics implying that she’s talking about being emotionally and physically “agile” and completely ignoring the sexual innuendos. Screenshot of annotations of these lyrics implying that she’s talking about being emotionally and physically “agile” and completely ignoring the sexual innuendos. Screenshot of annotations of these lyrics implying that she’s talking about being able to twerk and completely ignoring the sexual innuendos.
February 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Realized I haven’t given a Ranni update in a minute
Black German shepherd mix puppy
February 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Ranni got a new stuffie
February 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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ICYMI since not everyone is on TikTok atp
February 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Was training a puppy that’s gonna be 70+ lbs to be a lapdog a smart decision? Probably not. Did I do it anyway?
Large puppy sitting in a person’s lap
January 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Please ignore how comically small my feet are, look at my cool new socks!
A person’s feet with black socks that say “bad badtz-maru” on them with the badtz-maru Sanrio character (a vaguely annoyed looking penguin), and a star at the top of each sock.
January 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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My good girl finally has a name tag!

(Also her ear flopped back over lol)
All black German shepherd mix dog laying on the ground. One of her ears is standing fully straight and the other is a little floppy. She’s wearing a name tag on her collar that’s shaped like a flower and says RANNI.
January 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Lol. Ok I’m done with TikTok then.
Screenshot of TikTok search page. The phrase “Trump rigged election” has been typed into the search bar, and the page says “no results found. This phrase may be associated with behavior or content that violates our guidelines. Promoting a safe and positive experience is TikTok’s top priority.”
January 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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I just used my last free like on hinge for the day just to be a sarcastic shit to my partner

#justpolythingz ✌️🤪
Screenshot of the hinge “send like” screen, Taylor is sending a like to Sergey with a message that says “wow what a great picture omg who took it”
January 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Can’t believe these pictures are only two weeks apart she’s growing so fast 😭
All black German shepherd mix puppy with her face resting in her owner’s hand. She’s quite small with both ears still floppy. All black German shepherd mix puppy with her face resting in her owner’s hand. She’s significantly bigger than in the last picture, with a longer and more mature face, and one ear is standing fully upright.
January 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Anyway both of Ranni’s ears have stood up and I’m so proud of her :’)
All black German Shepherd mix puppy with two ears standing up. She is looking up at the camera, and laying on a reddish-orange bath mat surrounded by her toys.
January 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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I’m actually crying bc I adopted a puppy and she’s so cute I cannot handle it emotionally

(Image partially blurred bc y’all aren’t getting feet for free)
A black German shepherd mix puppy cuddling into a person’s lap
January 3, 2025 at 6:44 AM