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Juan Dayatatime
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L.F.C. and The Beatles.
70's Music. Prog, Glam, Heavy Metal, Classic Rock, Blues, R&B, Soul, Gospel, Boogie Woogie.
I've just noticed I've got THIRTY FIVE people following me.

THIRTY FIVE... ME!

Unwanted pressure to be politically astute, on the "right" side of everything, withering in my putdowns and above all... FUNNY!

Here goes... err..."PLOP"!

A virtual pound note to anyone who gets that reference.
January 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Me... 24 hours before we're to fly out of John Lennon Airport for 3 weeks in Spain (to avoid all the cold snaps in Jan)
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January 5, 2025 at 12:12 PM
The music hill I will die on !?

If you don't like Steely Dan... there's something wrong with you!
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January 5, 2025 at 11:19 AM
It's taken me till the 69th minute to realise/appreciate that's Notts Forest are in ALL RED!

No wonder the blue shite supporters are so angry!
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December 29, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Any of the old timers remember this one?
I swear the old b&w, nearly in focus, taken from 4ft of the ground, behind the goal on a foggy floodlit Wed still sit at the back of my hard drive somewhere!
December 29, 2024 at 3:01 PM
So...
Form your own 5 piece Supergroup.

Frontman
Lead
Drums
Bass
Keyboards

Alive or dead, but only one from any band.

Portnoy
Lee
Beck
Morse
Gabriel
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December 29, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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Belfast born Jim Armstrong. Played with Van Morrison & Them in the 60's.
Saw him in The Pound Club (a cellar) in Belfast every Sat aft in the late 70's and only voted the 3rd greatest guitar player in the world in '73 by Melody Maker poll.
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December 28, 2024 at 11:19 PM
VAR was supposed to be speeded up this season.

That was fucking ridiculous!

Couple of ideas to move it along...

If VAR can't decide in 30 seconds, the goal stands. Doesn’t sound long, but stare at your watch for 30 secs.

If the lines touch, Onside.

Line from part of body that scored.

Ideas?
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December 27, 2024 at 12:39 PM
@rawstory.com

Why have I gotta jump through hoops to turn off data requests EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME rather than YOU stick a "Reject All" at the top?

Actually... I DO know why, but it won't work with me.
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December 23, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Thanks for the early Xmas present Everton.

Now... if you could just lose all your remaining games and tell that fucking psychopath that he's going to seriously injure someone AGAIN... that would be super!
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December 23, 2024 at 11:47 AM
Has anybody ever played a sniper game and, while waiting for their foe, actually fallen asleep in real life?

I have!

Damn your very existence, Lazy Boy!
December 16, 2024 at 5:10 AM
Can't quite find the words why this drawing means so much to me.

I've found myself looking for it on my phone and it takes me back to a happier time with fond memories.

Prog Security Blanket.
December 5, 2024 at 12:46 PM
Been a "left of center" labourite for 40+ and just heard Raynor give a MASTERCLASS of deflection, obfuscation, and denial in her Politics Live interview.

She IS happy for her mate to get a £17k payoff after 5 months as it's within the rules.

Her ability to answer a question she wasn't asked...
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December 4, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Asked chatGBT to write me a sequal for "INCEPTION" and it came up with a BRILLIANT premise.

Asked it does TENET actually make sense and my phone crashed!
December 3, 2024 at 9:17 AM
I was in The Big House in Liverpool on Fri night when I got talking to a scouser musician who proceeded to tell me why The Beatles were "overrated"!
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December 2, 2024 at 3:29 AM
I've been dicking around on the guitar for over 30 years.

I've got more guitars than I know chords and they look AMAZING on the walls in my man cave.

Retired last month and am prepared to commit.

Acoustic Blues.

Can anyone recommend YouTube online instructor/ course?
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December 1, 2024 at 6:49 PM
If the Bill goes to the Lords, I wonder how many of the SEVEN HUNDRED AND EIGHTY pensioners (and the blonde teenager) will vote for it?
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November 29, 2024 at 1:10 PM
If you could change/add one rule in football, what would it be?

At the moment, I'd like to see what happens if player's aren't allowed in the 6 yd box until the ball is kicked from a corner.

ChatGPT... it will emphasize athleticism, timing, and precision over brute strength and static positioning.
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November 27, 2024 at 11:59 AM
...oldest surviving male second world war veteran. He worked in an administrative role for the army pay corps.A lifelong Liverpool FC fan, he was born just 20 years after the club was founded in 1892 and had lived through all eight of his club’s FA Cup wins and 17 of their 19 league title wins.
November 26, 2024 at 12:41 PM

The world’s oldest known man has died at the age of 112.
John Tinniswood was born in Liverpool on 26 August 1912 and was verified as the world’s oldest living man in April.
Tinniswood, born in the year the Titanic sank, lived through both world wars and was the world’s...
November 26, 2024 at 12:40 PM
☘️👊☘️ for any Proggers out there who are taking this Hawaiian bad boy with them on an Xmas getaway!

VERY small club methinks.
November 24, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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Chris Fry from Magenta "The Warning"
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November 21, 2024 at 2:53 AM
YES
FLOYD
QUEEN
RUSH
ELP
CRIMSON
TULL
ZEPPELIN...

All have founding members who have sadly passed away.

G E N E S I S

Get the band back and play one week in London.

'70 to '76
No "Lamb

"Trick" & "Wuthering" get a couple for Phil to sing.

Why is it a great/stupid idea?

What's the setlist?
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November 18, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Here's one to put a smile on your faces.

You all know the song, but you mightn't have heard it this fast.

Throw in one of THE great rock riffs, and it's a performance for the ages!

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Focus - Hocus Pocus Live '73
YouTube video by Elvis Amadeus Jackson
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November 17, 2024 at 11:50 AM
SO many reasons why McDonalds is NOT a restaurant!

(Or am I wrong?)

1. You stand in a queue to order your food.

Feel free to pile on.
November 16, 2024 at 9:23 AM