Jay the Superduper Awesome Cool Guy.
@lordfool.bsky.social
As soon as my Interstellar Fleet arrives, your entire planet is in trouble. I said FLEET. That's right, BOTH ships! Just wait 30,000 years of sublight travel, and you're in for a rough day.
Happy Mother's Day to Nurse Ratched, who carried me for nine months and has hated me since conception. I only want one thing for my upcoming birthday: to sit shiva. It's gonna be a hell of a party!
May 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Happy Mother's Day to Nurse Ratched, who carried me for nine months and has hated me since conception. I only want one thing for my upcoming birthday: to sit shiva. It's gonna be a hell of a party!
Hey, anybody know how I can book a ride on Elon Musk's next Starship launch for my former gestational unit? I just like the odds.
January 19, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Hey, anybody know how I can book a ride on Elon Musk's next Starship launch for my former gestational unit? I just like the odds.
When I called the insurance company to get a new quote for car insurance, the rep politely explained why he wasn't able to provide it right then and there.
I calmly told him that he had failed me miserably and I would be throwing an asteroid at his house within the next 24 hours.
I calmly told him that he had failed me miserably and I would be throwing an asteroid at his house within the next 24 hours.
December 9, 2024 at 9:18 PM
When I called the insurance company to get a new quote for car insurance, the rep politely explained why he wasn't able to provide it right then and there.
I calmly told him that he had failed me miserably and I would be throwing an asteroid at his house within the next 24 hours.
I calmly told him that he had failed me miserably and I would be throwing an asteroid at his house within the next 24 hours.
In case there were any further inquiries about the subject, let me emphatically make my point with 100% clarity, for those in the nosebleed seats.
Every day I wake up on this planet, it's completely in violation of my free will.
Every day I wake up on this planet, it's completely in violation of my free will.
December 9, 2024 at 4:28 AM
In case there were any further inquiries about the subject, let me emphatically make my point with 100% clarity, for those in the nosebleed seats.
Every day I wake up on this planet, it's completely in violation of my free will.
Every day I wake up on this planet, it's completely in violation of my free will.
With regards to my profile pic, the state of Maryland finally decided that I'm not allowed to wear my colander.
I may try to contact the local media and see if I can make a stink out of it. I'm a Pastafarian, dammit!
I may try to contact the local media and see if I can make a stink out of it. I'm a Pastafarian, dammit!
December 1, 2024 at 6:40 PM
With regards to my profile pic, the state of Maryland finally decided that I'm not allowed to wear my colander.
I may try to contact the local media and see if I can make a stink out of it. I'm a Pastafarian, dammit!
I may try to contact the local media and see if I can make a stink out of it. I'm a Pastafarian, dammit!
It's late, I'm depressed, make your own Pitney comment. Sarcasm will come later.
November 29, 2024 at 6:51 AM
It's late, I'm depressed, make your own Pitney comment. Sarcasm will come later.
I'm here!
Now what?
Now what?
November 15, 2024 at 5:50 PM
I'm here!
Now what?
Now what?