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Lord Falconis, Hunter of Woo 𓅃
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Skeptic. Agnostic. Ex-New Ager; Enemy to the Law of Attraction, pseudoscience and general bullshit.

Sic Semper Charlatani
With everything that's transpired over the year I hadn't had a lot of time to pay attention to teal swan.

Clearly she's still up to her usual bullshit as this is straight up instructions for manipulating people.
December 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Nrank zhantakhti arrnets en.
December 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I'd call her a plague rat but then I'd just get another instant ban.
December 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I guess that "collage" education was all for nothing lol
December 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Step 1: Give that person the World's Smallest Violin.
Step 2: Have them play it for you.
November 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
So I learned a thing today
November 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My surface pro couldn't upgrade to Windows 11...so it's now a bastard Ubuntu tablet.
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I get that these contests are ultimately subjective but FUCKING COME ON
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Is it just me or is Ben Shapiro looking more and more like a stereotypical corrupt sheriff as he ages?
November 4, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Ya know....I'm an AvGeek. And I love hearing about new airlines and their success...

But Global, this ain't it. You haven't had a single flight in nearly SIX months yet you're bragging about "Taking off," and you also blocked comments on your post.

It'd be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.
November 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
He seems like a real nice guy. /S
November 3, 2025 at 10:33 AM
NGL I looked at this and I first thought the word behind him was PORN
October 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'll take "Events I do not miss judging at speech tournaments" for $200, Alex.
October 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Twitch, why in fuck are you notifying me about this? I don't follow Justin Bieber on Twitch and I don't want to. I didn't even know he had an account....
October 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I for one will happily pay for a PPV of The Rock beating the living shit out of Taterhead
October 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Well I just learned something that I regret learning about you, Teal.
October 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Apologist: AN ATHEIST BANNED ME BECAUSE I SPREAD THE GOSPEL/TALKED ABOUT GOD, REEEEEE
The Apologist "Spreading the gospel:"
October 20, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Should I or shouldn't I rub it in her face?
October 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Maybe tonight lol
September 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
September 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Don't fucking yell at them LF don't fucking yell at them LF don't fucking yell at them...
September 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
To the Armenian that called this shit out, from one Armenian to another, MERCI.
September 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I don't play Hollow Knight but I can definitely understand the random Minecraft compulsions.
September 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The grossest thing Teal Swan ever did to my knowledge was pain pictures with her vaginal period discharge.

THIS IS SO MUCH FUCKING WORSE.
September 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM