Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants
lorddomlydom.bsky.social
Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants
@lorddomlydom.bsky.social
Lord DomlyDom LeatherPants, The Greatest Dom Ever (parody account, you dumbasses)
It's not the size of the Dom in the Leatherpants, it's the Domlyness of the size of his... Wait hold on I had this a minute ago
November 26, 2024 at 11:46 PM
I AM THE LORDLYEST AND THE DOMLYEST AND MY LEATHERPANTS ARE TOO. We're tied. ME and MY Leatherpants are equally the Lordlyest and the Domlyest. Or something. I was told there'd be no math
March 3, 2024 at 6:33 PM
MY Leatherpants are so Domly...
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...you're supposed to ask "how Domly are They?"

...
...anybody?
February 11, 2024 at 10:36 PM
This weather doesn't bother ME at all. MY Leatherpants aren't technically waterproof, but They radiate so much Domlyness that the rain is repelled (actually a lot of people are repelled too... I'm still working on that)
December 23, 2023 at 7:08 PM
Domlyness is not a skill, nor a state of mind. It is not an essence or something you can learn. It's pants. Leatherpants. MY Leatherpants.
December 22, 2023 at 7:04 PM
To look right at ME and MY Leatherpants is to risk being sexually overwhelmed and reduced to a drooling idiot. Which must be why all the subs at the BDSM clubs all pretend to ignore ME.
December 12, 2023 at 7:56 PM
My Leatherpants are so DOMLY that even the bravest subs are afraid to approach ME. Or, it could be the smell. Hmm.
December 9, 2023 at 5:53 PM
I am the LORD thy DomlyDom and thou shalt have no other Leatherpants before ME
November 27, 2023 at 6:49 PM
MY Leatherpants ooze so much Domlyness that it drips down the sidewalk behind me. Once a chihuahua licked some up, and turned into a werewolf right on the spot. True story
November 20, 2023 at 5:57 PM
SUBMIT TO ME AND WALLOW IN THE DOMLYNESS OF MY LEATHERPANTS! You know you want to.
(side note: it's hard to be MY normal Domly self when the whole post is all-caps. How are you to know what I extra-capitalize for self aggrandizing?)
November 13, 2023 at 2:01 AM
I can't go trick-or-treating because MY Leatherpants are so Domly that They melt all the nearby candy
October 31, 2023 at 10:03 PM
MY Leatherpants taste a thousand times better than pumpkin spice latte. At least, I assume so. They're too tight for ME to bend over and lick them myself.
October 26, 2023 at 6:04 PM
My political takes are the only valid takes, because I AM LORD DOMLYDOM LEATHERPANTS

also I don't have any
October 18, 2023 at 5:47 PM
MY Leatherpants exude so much Domlyness that you can use them to condition other leatherpants! But they'll never be as Domly as MINE.
October 4, 2023 at 8:07 PM
Pumpkin spice has NOTHING on the sheer musk of MY LeatherPants. Inhale the Domlyness and swoooon!!!
October 2, 2023 at 5:31 PM
I am THE Lord DomlyDom LeatherPants and I bow to NOONE!!!
...because my Leatherpants are too tight and I can't bend or bow to save my fucking life
September 30, 2023 at 11:38 PM
All MY submissives swear an oath of eternal loyalty and to worship MY LeatherPants every moment of every day. At least, they will whenever I finally get some subs...
September 28, 2023 at 9:11 PM
I am so Domly that no submissive is truly worthy of ME. I guess that's why nobody has offered, anyway.
September 26, 2023 at 10:17 PM
I, Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants, never bow to anyone. It's not a Domly thing exactly, just MY Leatherpants are too tight
September 22, 2023 at 4:15 PM
I am now offering: send me pics of your leatherpants and I will rate them for you! (spoiler alert: they're all inferior. I am the ONLY DomlyDom LeatherPants, and I and MY LeatherPants reign supreme)
September 19, 2023 at 6:37 PM
When I, Lord DomlyDom LeatherPants, walk into a dungeon, literally everyone swoons. On the inside. They play it cool with their guffaws of disdain on the outside, but I know secretly they're all swooning over ME.
September 18, 2023 at 5:01 PM
I am constantly becoming more Domly, and MY LeatherPants are constantly becoming more...uh.. m. um, Leathery? Pantslike? Whatever.
September 17, 2023 at 4:35 PM
Sometimes I think you only love ME for MY Leatherpants. But then, I only love ME for MY Leatherpants, so
September 15, 2023 at 1:51 PM
Reposted by Lord DomlyDom Leatherpants
Thanks to @lorddomlydom.bsky.social for the invite code that got me here. 🙏 I hope I can figure out how this thing works...
September 12, 2023 at 6:14 PM
Sometimes I'm not sure where MY Domlyness ends and MY Leatherpants begin. Which can be a problem in the restroom.
September 8, 2023 at 4:17 PM