YubiZubon
@lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social
Linguistics researcher, proud papa, retro gamer, hot sauce alchemist, your mom lover, ex-Mormon, home cook, road tripper, beard horticulturist living in 1995. 岐阜魂
Santa? MY pebbles!
Santa? MY pebbles!
That round-headed kid?
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 AM
That round-headed kid?
🤣 hell that’s good
October 8, 2025 at 9:52 AM
🤣 hell that’s good
As a dad: if my kid ever assassinates someone- I’ll probably be going down for obstruction of justice. I can’t imagine a situation I’d turn in my boy. We’re going down together. What a shit dad.
September 13, 2025 at 7:50 AM
As a dad: if my kid ever assassinates someone- I’ll probably be going down for obstruction of justice. I can’t imagine a situation I’d turn in my boy. We’re going down together. What a shit dad.
HE SAID TRY NOT TO CRY
Christ
Christ
July 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
HE SAID TRY NOT TO CRY
Christ
Christ
Legolas hasn’t aged a day. Gimli has just been a very sentimental pile of rocks for the past six photos
July 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Legolas hasn’t aged a day. Gimli has just been a very sentimental pile of rocks for the past six photos
Wait, no, 10 albums of absolute ass
May 21, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Wait, no, 10 albums of absolute ass
The Cowardly Ages
May 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The Cowardly Ages