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lordcptderp.bsky.social
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@lordcptderp.bsky.social
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Looking good
January 31, 2026 at 12:32 PM
I surrender please to kill me I do whatever you want
January 20, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Looks so comfy I could lay down and watch anime
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January 14, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Can’t wait to have you back in action missed so much hopefully this year is your year
January 4, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Nice also love the glasses
Bad eye sight gang
January 4, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I melt under your boots
December 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Lucky dragon I want to be caught
December 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Ooo nice so tempted to just lay down on them
December 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Congrats eating tinies must be a good diet
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Ah sadly I don’t have any of that but I am small I could mail myself to you
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Immediately eats the crumb
Hisss my crumb now
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Boot steppies are my favourite
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Oh my I just want to hug your lovely nose or soft lips
November 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
A perfect way to go
November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Take me take me please!!!!!!!!
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November 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
No but I have come to offer home made cookies and hot chocolate
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Kittie must cuddle
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November 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Eeeep mercy please
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October 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Me getting absolutely drowned in milk
Also hope things have gotten better
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October 23, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Oooo what car note I don’t know anything about cars I know a lot about tanks tho
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October 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
What did these little cunts take I pray they get caught
October 6, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Yes mommy I mean goddess step on me ah
October 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Indeed I am very evil and have no shame
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October 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Play cards against humanity with me
October 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM