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Did you forget to order a Christmas present and now it's fuckin' Christmas Eve? Are you boned six ways to Sunday? Fucked beyond belief?
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December 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Did you forget to order a Christmas present and now it's fuckin' Christmas Eve? Are you boned six ways to Sunday? Fucked beyond belief?
Good news! You can get them an Onion subscription! They'll get a year of papers in the mail AND an emailed PDF certificate to print out instantly. Christmas saved!
Good news! You can get them an Onion subscription! They'll get a year of papers in the mail AND an emailed PDF certificate to print out instantly. Christmas saved!
Some hours to Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Some hours to Christmas
Merry Christmas in advance to all Christian from blue sky, wishing y’all a wonderful and blessed Christmas celebration ❤️❤️❤️❤️
I’m in need of a bag of rice for Christmas, I and my people will be grateful if the blessings gets up to us amen 🙏
I’m in need of a bag of rice for Christmas, I and my people will be grateful if the blessings gets up to us amen 🙏
December 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Merry Christmas in advance to all Christian from blue sky, wishing y’all a wonderful and blessed Christmas celebration ❤️❤️❤️❤️
I’m in need of a bag of rice for Christmas, I and my people will be grateful if the blessings gets up to us amen 🙏
I’m in need of a bag of rice for Christmas, I and my people will be grateful if the blessings gets up to us amen 🙏
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You are dearly missed Mr. President. You’re a sight for sore eyes.
December 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
You are dearly missed Mr. President. You’re a sight for sore eyes.