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Transphobes Can't Read
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · Mar 11
Does anyone here like JAZZ?!
lordaslan.bsky.social
Hmm someone actually defined "woke" lol
A crying wojack says "you can't even define woke" And a Chad responds "Woke is shorthand for Wokeness or Wokism. Wokism is the belief that: (1) all of society is currently and intentionally structured to oppress, (2) all gaps in performance between large groups illustrate this, and (3) the solution is 'equity' - proportional representation w/o regard to performance,"
December 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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gm
JK Rowling tweets "if you are born with egg producing equipment, even if faulty, it's proof you're a woman" Someone replies "behold! A woman!" With a picture of a platypus
December 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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gn
Sorry miss you are still a girl no matter wat u do
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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There is no way this guy fucks.
I was born male. I fuck females. Females fuck me. Some of them fuck other women. But I refuse to be called cisgender.
December 19, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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lol
A tweet that reads "you're sitting next to Elon Musk, only 3 words, what would you say to him" Grok replies informing us that the most popular response is "kill yourself now" Lol
December 19, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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My post became the top post of all time on the Woosh subreddit lol
A screenshot from the Woosh subreddit which shows a post by guitarguy12341 (me) being the most popular of all time.
December 19, 2025 at 8:00 AM
lordaslan.bsky.social
When did movies ever *not* have straight white guys?
A reddit post that reads "DEI is so unpopular even the movies have straight white guys again"
December 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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No it doesn't.
A dumb reddit post that claims that academia discriminates against white men
December 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Wrong.
December 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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No they're not.
A dumb meme that claims that communists and Nazis are the same.
December 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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gm
I'm joining the war on the woke mind virus... On the side of the woke mind virus!
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Deadpool being based. Telling Blåhaj they are honor bound to protecting trans kids and Blåhaj responding "mrrrr" cause they have a knife in their mouth
December 18, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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.. what the point they're trying to make here? It's racism, isn't it?
An inscrutable right wing meme that has a man with ants all over him saying "help, I'm getting bitten to death by ants" and another guy saying "not all ants"
December 18, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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Man these people sure love making shit up to get upset about don't they?
A dumb comic that suggests the right only tweets means things when they disagree with you but the left will kill you.
December 18, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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I'm sorry.... What?
December 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Such brave comedians sticking it to the man!
A bunch of comedians saying "fuck your pronouns"
December 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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I mean, trump has never been punished for his criminality and he continues to ruin society so I suppose... Yeah, true.
A conservative meme that reads "Either society punishes criminals or criminals punish society"
December 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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lol
OP has a video of a trans man which they confuse for a trans woman and have the caption "I be he was beautiful. Another child taken by the woke mind virus" This is posted on the subreddit Accidental Ally with the caption "confused transphobe correctly genders a trans man: exhibit number 8million"
December 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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"fat person = bad"
A dumb fatphobic meme.
December 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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He grew up in NYC
A racism meme that wants to "send Mamdani back where he belongs"
December 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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......
Trump claims he came up with the word "caravans"
December 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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"Orwell was always staunchly anti-socialist"
A dumb post that reads "The left are a complete embarrassment George Orwell would be spinning in his grave if he watched their pathetic new woke version of his literary classic, Animal Farm Orwell was always staunchly anti-socialist Everyone knows that Except the snowflakes, of course Because they are utterly clueless"
December 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Now do the death toll of capitalism. And the poverty rate.
A dumb meme claiming that communism has killed a bunch of people.
December 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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What is with MAGA losers being ignorant and just assuming everyone else is as ignorant as them...
A tweet that reads "U.S. Capitol replaces Robert E. Lee statue with statue honoring civil rights icon Barbara Rose Johns" It is retweeted by Matt Walsh with the caption "Nobody knows who "Barbara Rose Johns" is. Robert E Lee was about a million times more historically significant. He was also a million times more honorable and courageous than all of the politicians applauding in this video"
December 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Didn't Charlie say he wouldn't fly on a plane he knew had a black pilot?
Some idiot tweeting "name one time Charlie said he hated minorities."
December 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM