Even more than fire. I want every employer out there to be able to very clearly see if the person in an interview worked for ICE. No hiding it on a job application or resume.

Plus the idea of a piper playing just about anything while protesters are shouting and maybe even waving American flags at the sad cosplayers is a joyful image in my head.

You need more colorful smoke than what is in that story to get me even approaching credulous.