Loki
@lord-loki-asgard.bsky.social
I stream on twitch and cause problems everywhere.
Building a wonderful community that protects and uplifts one another.
https://www.twitch.tv/lord_loki_asgard
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Building a wonderful community that protects and uplifts one another.
https://www.twitch.tv/lord_loki_asgard
Want me to play your game on stream? Lord.Loki.Asgard@gmail.com
PFP art by MilkyyBerry
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Additionally, hippos - despite being massive - have almost no fat on them. All of that impressive bulk is muscle.
2% body fat. Compare that to Elephants, which are around 8-10%, or rhinos, which are 10-20%.
The average human is around 20-40%, for reference.
They're *all* muscle.
2% body fat. Compare that to Elephants, which are around 8-10%, or rhinos, which are 10-20%.
The average human is around 20-40%, for reference.
They're *all* muscle.
March 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Additionally, hippos - despite being massive - have almost no fat on them. All of that impressive bulk is muscle.
2% body fat. Compare that to Elephants, which are around 8-10%, or rhinos, which are 10-20%.
The average human is around 20-40%, for reference.
They're *all* muscle.
2% body fat. Compare that to Elephants, which are around 8-10%, or rhinos, which are 10-20%.
The average human is around 20-40%, for reference.
They're *all* muscle.
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Side note, if you ever *do* have to run for it, remember:
Hippos can do 40mph on land. On rough terrain, they can outrun your jeep.
They just don't corner very well.
Run serpentine.
Hippos can do 40mph on land. On rough terrain, they can outrun your jeep.
They just don't corner very well.
Run serpentine.
a gif from senorgif.com shows a horse running through a field
Alt: A hippo charging a jeep which only barely manages to get out in time.
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March 12, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Side note, if you ever *do* have to run for it, remember:
Hippos can do 40mph on land. On rough terrain, they can outrun your jeep.
They just don't corner very well.
Run serpentine.
Hippos can do 40mph on land. On rough terrain, they can outrun your jeep.
They just don't corner very well.
Run serpentine.
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They're also known from time to time to decide "Fuck this boat in particular" and just chase boats going "BOING BOING MOTHERFUCKER" as they bounce after them.
Hippo Chases Boat: Show's Boaters Who's Boss | The Dodo
YouTube video by The Dodo
www.youtube.com
March 12, 2025 at 7:06 AM
They're also known from time to time to decide "Fuck this boat in particular" and just chase boats going "BOING BOING MOTHERFUCKER" as they bounce after them.
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I love that this video is appropriately titled, "Hippo Poo Fan/Explosion."
Hippo poo fan/explosion
YouTube video by Joe Sammarco
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March 12, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I love that this video is appropriately titled, "Hippo Poo Fan/Explosion."
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We almost filled every swamp and river in the Eastern US with two ton murderous ornery bulletproof amphibious assault cows.
Just breathe that in for a second.
Just breathe that in for a second.
a screen shot of a national geographic channel showing a shark in the water
Alt: Two bull hippos fighting
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 7:58 AM
We almost filled every swamp and river in the Eastern US with two ton murderous ornery bulletproof amphibious assault cows.
Just breathe that in for a second.
Just breathe that in for a second.
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Gentle.
As a lamb.
In all the zoos.
As a lamb.
In all the zoos.
When Hippos Attack (Full Episode) | Dangerous Encounters | Nat Geo Wild
YouTube video by Nat Geo Animals
youtu.be
March 12, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Gentle.
As a lamb.
In all the zoos.
As a lamb.
In all the zoos.