LordAardvark
@lord-aardvark.bsky.social
I make the newdies do the lewdies. Now on the blue-butterfly site. Not to be confused with the dead-bird site.
Films & Assets: lordaardvark.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lordaardvarksfm
Twitter: @LordAardvark
Films & Assets: lordaardvark.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lordaardvarksfm
Twitter: @LordAardvark
I appreciate the fact Trese Brothers are self-aware of their absurd (and appreciated) commitment to weekly updates.
The fact they are maintaining a similar pace for not one, but now TWO games, is hard to even fathom.
If you haven't looked at them yet, I'd highly recommend checking them out.
The fact they are maintaining a similar pace for not one, but now TWO games, is hard to even fathom.
If you haven't looked at them yet, I'd highly recommend checking them out.
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I appreciate the fact Trese Brothers are self-aware of their absurd (and appreciated) commitment to weekly updates.
The fact they are maintaining a similar pace for not one, but now TWO games, is hard to even fathom.
If you haven't looked at them yet, I'd highly recommend checking them out.
The fact they are maintaining a similar pace for not one, but now TWO games, is hard to even fathom.
If you haven't looked at them yet, I'd highly recommend checking them out.
Recently had someone asking about a release for the latest version of Miya, my big-tiddy goth girlfriend, and one of the central characters for my Parawhores universe.
Decided to release her in her current state. Check the description for notes.
Download: files.lordaardvark.com/Assets/autor...
Decided to release her in her current state. Check the description for notes.
Download: files.lordaardvark.com/Assets/autor...
November 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Recently had someone asking about a release for the latest version of Miya, my big-tiddy goth girlfriend, and one of the central characters for my Parawhores universe.
Decided to release her in her current state. Check the description for notes.
Download: files.lordaardvark.com/Assets/autor...
Decided to release her in her current state. Check the description for notes.
Download: files.lordaardvark.com/Assets/autor...
Why yes, I *DID* spend a day modeling from scratch a medical incinerator model for a singular sub-30-second sequence in an hour-long porn video.
Why do you ask?
Won't lie I'm kinda disgusted by how well this animation came together. It's a bit slippery and unpolished, but that's only temporary.
Why do you ask?
Won't lie I'm kinda disgusted by how well this animation came together. It's a bit slippery and unpolished, but that's only temporary.
November 18, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Why yes, I *DID* spend a day modeling from scratch a medical incinerator model for a singular sub-30-second sequence in an hour-long porn video.
Why do you ask?
Won't lie I'm kinda disgusted by how well this animation came together. It's a bit slippery and unpolished, but that's only temporary.
Why do you ask?
Won't lie I'm kinda disgusted by how well this animation came together. It's a bit slippery and unpolished, but that's only temporary.
It took entirely too long, due to all the streams that had to be cut short, but we FINALLY got Kate's outfit fully updated.
Check the Description on her release, since her outfit is a bit more complicated than most outfits are to use.
Download her here: files.lordaardvark.com/Assets/autor...
Check the Description on her release, since her outfit is a bit more complicated than most outfits are to use.
Download her here: files.lordaardvark.com/Assets/autor...
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 AM
It took entirely too long, due to all the streams that had to be cut short, but we FINALLY got Kate's outfit fully updated.
Check the Description on her release, since her outfit is a bit more complicated than most outfits are to use.
Download her here: files.lordaardvark.com/Assets/autor...
Check the Description on her release, since her outfit is a bit more complicated than most outfits are to use.
Download her here: files.lordaardvark.com/Assets/autor...
Hello, everyone!
Let's try this again. Hopefully I won't get called away two hours into the stream, like I was last week.
Come join us as we continue to work on Kate's outfit! picarto.tv/lordaardvark...
Let's try this again. Hopefully I won't get called away two hours into the stream, like I was last week.
Come join us as we continue to work on Kate's outfit! picarto.tv/lordaardvark...
November 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Hello, everyone!
Let's try this again. Hopefully I won't get called away two hours into the stream, like I was last week.
Come join us as we continue to work on Kate's outfit! picarto.tv/lordaardvark...
Let's try this again. Hopefully I won't get called away two hours into the stream, like I was last week.
Come join us as we continue to work on Kate's outfit! picarto.tv/lordaardvark...
Low-key, I kinda hate how much better I've gotten at walk cycles.
Just a few videos ago, you'd never catch me animating a walk-cycle by hand to save your life. I would do everything I could to hide the lower body (close-ups of heads as they enter/leave frame ho), or use canned animations.
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Just a few videos ago, you'd never catch me animating a walk-cycle by hand to save your life. I would do everything I could to hide the lower body (close-ups of heads as they enter/leave frame ho), or use canned animations.
💀
November 15, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Low-key, I kinda hate how much better I've gotten at walk cycles.
Just a few videos ago, you'd never catch me animating a walk-cycle by hand to save your life. I would do everything I could to hide the lower body (close-ups of heads as they enter/leave frame ho), or use canned animations.
💀
Just a few videos ago, you'd never catch me animating a walk-cycle by hand to save your life. I would do everything I could to hide the lower body (close-ups of heads as they enter/leave frame ho), or use canned animations.
💀
Over the past week, I've slowly assembled a tool to help me organize and communicate my ideas for Micro projects.
It's not pretty nor perfect by any means, but so far it has served my needs wonderfully. I've already started collecting a half dozen or so project ideas into it, with more yet to go.
It's not pretty nor perfect by any means, but so far it has served my needs wonderfully. I've already started collecting a half dozen or so project ideas into it, with more yet to go.
November 11, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Over the past week, I've slowly assembled a tool to help me organize and communicate my ideas for Micro projects.
It's not pretty nor perfect by any means, but so far it has served my needs wonderfully. I've already started collecting a half dozen or so project ideas into it, with more yet to go.
It's not pretty nor perfect by any means, but so far it has served my needs wonderfully. I've already started collecting a half dozen or so project ideas into it, with more yet to go.
Hello, everyone!
It's time to once again work on Kate. And this time, ACTUALLY make forward progress with her outfit, now that all of the retopologizing infrastructure has been done.
Come join us! picarto.tv/lordaardvark...
It's time to once again work on Kate. And this time, ACTUALLY make forward progress with her outfit, now that all of the retopologizing infrastructure has been done.
Come join us! picarto.tv/lordaardvark...
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Hello, everyone!
It's time to once again work on Kate. And this time, ACTUALLY make forward progress with her outfit, now that all of the retopologizing infrastructure has been done.
Come join us! picarto.tv/lordaardvark...
It's time to once again work on Kate. And this time, ACTUALLY make forward progress with her outfit, now that all of the retopologizing infrastructure has been done.
Come join us! picarto.tv/lordaardvark...
While we didn't manage to make any forward progress on Kate's outfit, we DID manage to get a LOT of infrastructure work done.
Rather than write an elaborate post, I figured it'd be easier to show via infographic.
Not shown, we also adjusted the shirt mesh to allow it to be split open for exposure.
Rather than write an elaborate post, I figured it'd be easier to show via infographic.
Not shown, we also adjusted the shirt mesh to allow it to be split open for exposure.
November 3, 2025 at 9:31 AM
While we didn't manage to make any forward progress on Kate's outfit, we DID manage to get a LOT of infrastructure work done.
Rather than write an elaborate post, I figured it'd be easier to show via infographic.
Not shown, we also adjusted the shirt mesh to allow it to be split open for exposure.
Rather than write an elaborate post, I figured it'd be easier to show via infographic.
Not shown, we also adjusted the shirt mesh to allow it to be split open for exposure.
And we've got the major clipping that had remained on Victoria's outfit done, as well as bodymorph support.
The bodymorph isn't extensively tested, but it should work pretty decently in most circumstances.
Download the newest version here: files.lordaardvark.com/Assets/autor...
The bodymorph isn't extensively tested, but it should work pretty decently in most circumstances.
Download the newest version here: files.lordaardvark.com/Assets/autor...
November 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
And we've got the major clipping that had remained on Victoria's outfit done, as well as bodymorph support.
The bodymorph isn't extensively tested, but it should work pretty decently in most circumstances.
Download the newest version here: files.lordaardvark.com/Assets/autor...
The bodymorph isn't extensively tested, but it should work pretty decently in most circumstances.
Download the newest version here: files.lordaardvark.com/Assets/autor...
Hello, everyone!
Today's stream will focus mostly on opening up Kate's outfit. Though we will start with fixing some clipping on Victoria's outfit, and add some rudimentary bodymorph support to her.
Come join us! picarto.tv/lordaardvark...
Today's stream will focus mostly on opening up Kate's outfit. Though we will start with fixing some clipping on Victoria's outfit, and add some rudimentary bodymorph support to her.
Come join us! picarto.tv/lordaardvark...
November 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Hello, everyone!
Today's stream will focus mostly on opening up Kate's outfit. Though we will start with fixing some clipping on Victoria's outfit, and add some rudimentary bodymorph support to her.
Come join us! picarto.tv/lordaardvark...
Today's stream will focus mostly on opening up Kate's outfit. Though we will start with fixing some clipping on Victoria's outfit, and add some rudimentary bodymorph support to her.
Come join us! picarto.tv/lordaardvark...
After having this sequence sitting in my storyboards for over two years, it feels so nice to finally have it properly blocked out in animation.
I'm getting so excited imagining Milly's fantastic voicework bringing this nerdy technobabble to life.
The lights-kill works fantastic with the build too!
I'm getting so excited imagining Milly's fantastic voicework bringing this nerdy technobabble to life.
The lights-kill works fantastic with the build too!
October 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
After having this sequence sitting in my storyboards for over two years, it feels so nice to finally have it properly blocked out in animation.
I'm getting so excited imagining Milly's fantastic voicework bringing this nerdy technobabble to life.
The lights-kill works fantastic with the build too!
I'm getting so excited imagining Milly's fantastic voicework bringing this nerdy technobabble to life.
The lights-kill works fantastic with the build too!
Blown-out lighting as of this post, versus lighting fixed to better fit when I intended.
October 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Blown-out lighting as of this post, versus lighting fixed to better fit when I intended.
After taking the better part of a week, the scene for Sequence A of Overbreed has finally been built and lit.
As I propagate the scene across the animation, I immediate realize the containment room lighting is blown the fuck out and needs to be fixed.
I won't lie though...
I kinda like the mood.
As I propagate the scene across the animation, I immediate realize the containment room lighting is blown the fuck out and needs to be fixed.
I won't lie though...
I kinda like the mood.
October 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
After taking the better part of a week, the scene for Sequence A of Overbreed has finally been built and lit.
As I propagate the scene across the animation, I immediate realize the containment room lighting is blown the fuck out and needs to be fixed.
I won't lie though...
I kinda like the mood.
As I propagate the scene across the animation, I immediate realize the containment room lighting is blown the fuck out and needs to be fixed.
I won't lie though...
I kinda like the mood.
We just about got Victoria's outfit done. I don't want to talk about how many times I started over making the socks, nor how trivially easy the solution ended up being.
Also Ashe has been hotfixed.
Grab them both here. files.lordaardvark.com/Assets/autor...
Victoria still has some clipping.
Also Ashe has been hotfixed.
Grab them both here. files.lordaardvark.com/Assets/autor...
Victoria still has some clipping.
October 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
We just about got Victoria's outfit done. I don't want to talk about how many times I started over making the socks, nor how trivially easy the solution ended up being.
Also Ashe has been hotfixed.
Grab them both here. files.lordaardvark.com/Assets/autor...
Victoria still has some clipping.
Also Ashe has been hotfixed.
Grab them both here. files.lordaardvark.com/Assets/autor...
Victoria still has some clipping.
Hello, everyone!
Third time was, indeed, the charm! It's time to stream!
Today we're returning to the Life is Strange ladies. Specifically, we're going to work on finalizing Victoria's and Kate's outfits. They probably need the most work of all the ladies.
Come join us! picarto.tv/lordaardvark...
Third time was, indeed, the charm! It's time to stream!
Today we're returning to the Life is Strange ladies. Specifically, we're going to work on finalizing Victoria's and Kate's outfits. They probably need the most work of all the ladies.
Come join us! picarto.tv/lordaardvark...
October 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Hello, everyone!
Third time was, indeed, the charm! It's time to stream!
Today we're returning to the Life is Strange ladies. Specifically, we're going to work on finalizing Victoria's and Kate's outfits. They probably need the most work of all the ladies.
Come join us! picarto.tv/lordaardvark...
Third time was, indeed, the charm! It's time to stream!
Today we're returning to the Life is Strange ladies. Specifically, we're going to work on finalizing Victoria's and Kate's outfits. They probably need the most work of all the ladies.
Come join us! picarto.tv/lordaardvark...
Me: "Sorry, I'm busy with work right now."
The work:
The work:
October 22, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Me: "Sorry, I'm busy with work right now."
The work:
The work:
God it feels good to be working on Overbreed again.
October 21, 2025 at 9:37 AM
God it feels good to be working on Overbreed again.
PEASANTSDAY is now available in public 2160p. Watch it here lordaardvark.com/films/peasan...
This video is not and won't be finished. The whole project is open-source on my website. I leave it up to the community to decide if it's worth finishing.
Voices by @mimihungvo.bsky.social
Runtime: 1:00:01
This video is not and won't be finished. The whole project is open-source on my website. I leave it up to the community to decide if it's worth finishing.
Voices by @mimihungvo.bsky.social
Runtime: 1:00:01
October 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
PEASANTSDAY is now available in public 2160p. Watch it here lordaardvark.com/films/peasan...
This video is not and won't be finished. The whole project is open-source on my website. I leave it up to the community to decide if it's worth finishing.
Voices by @mimihungvo.bsky.social
Runtime: 1:00:01
This video is not and won't be finished. The whole project is open-source on my website. I leave it up to the community to decide if it's worth finishing.
Voices by @mimihungvo.bsky.social
Runtime: 1:00:01
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October 12, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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I randomly remembered that Gizoogle used to be a thing. Out of curiosity, I checked to see if it is even still up.
Amazingly, not only is it still up, but it still works.
And seeing how it doesn't serve a slew of ads, nor any stupid AI summaries, I'd say that makes it a better search engine now.
Amazingly, not only is it still up, but it still works.
And seeing how it doesn't serve a slew of ads, nor any stupid AI summaries, I'd say that makes it a better search engine now.
October 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I randomly remembered that Gizoogle used to be a thing. Out of curiosity, I checked to see if it is even still up.
Amazingly, not only is it still up, but it still works.
And seeing how it doesn't serve a slew of ads, nor any stupid AI summaries, I'd say that makes it a better search engine now.
Amazingly, not only is it still up, but it still works.
And seeing how it doesn't serve a slew of ads, nor any stupid AI summaries, I'd say that makes it a better search engine now.
ASSET QUADRUPLE RELEASE!
Four links for: new strap-on; an advanced DazV5-5 IK rig; a bunch of SFM scripts; and the 17,000+ Life is Strange props we ported on stream.
Please read the descriptions for each release before downloading and installing them.
files.lordaardvark.com/Assets/autor...
Four links for: new strap-on; an advanced DazV5-5 IK rig; a bunch of SFM scripts; and the 17,000+ Life is Strange props we ported on stream.
Please read the descriptions for each release before downloading and installing them.
files.lordaardvark.com/Assets/autor...
October 10, 2025 at 7:12 AM
ASSET QUADRUPLE RELEASE!
Four links for: new strap-on; an advanced DazV5-5 IK rig; a bunch of SFM scripts; and the 17,000+ Life is Strange props we ported on stream.
Please read the descriptions for each release before downloading and installing them.
files.lordaardvark.com/Assets/autor...
Four links for: new strap-on; an advanced DazV5-5 IK rig; a bunch of SFM scripts; and the 17,000+ Life is Strange props we ported on stream.
Please read the descriptions for each release before downloading and installing them.
files.lordaardvark.com/Assets/autor...
Decided to spend my day off today working on Suki, my wanderer biker punk who has a proclivity of getting herself into situations she sucks and fucks her way out of.
First thing I did today was prototype her makeup. Anonymous "Signed with a kiss" is one of her gimmicks, so it needed to be done. \1
First thing I did today was prototype her makeup. Anonymous "Signed with a kiss" is one of her gimmicks, so it needed to be done. \1
October 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Decided to spend my day off today working on Suki, my wanderer biker punk who has a proclivity of getting herself into situations she sucks and fucks her way out of.
First thing I did today was prototype her makeup. Anonymous "Signed with a kiss" is one of her gimmicks, so it needed to be done. \1
First thing I did today was prototype her makeup. Anonymous "Signed with a kiss" is one of her gimmicks, so it needed to be done. \1
Hello, everyone!
On last week's stream, we finally compiled the Life is Strange super-pack of 18,000 machine-ported models.
Now, we need to go through and remove the useless models. Like this Glowsphere, of which there are 700.
Very exciting stuff. Come join us! picarto.tv/lordaardvark...
On last week's stream, we finally compiled the Life is Strange super-pack of 18,000 machine-ported models.
Now, we need to go through and remove the useless models. Like this Glowsphere, of which there are 700.
Very exciting stuff. Come join us! picarto.tv/lordaardvark...
October 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Hello, everyone!
On last week's stream, we finally compiled the Life is Strange super-pack of 18,000 machine-ported models.
Now, we need to go through and remove the useless models. Like this Glowsphere, of which there are 700.
Very exciting stuff. Come join us! picarto.tv/lordaardvark...
On last week's stream, we finally compiled the Life is Strange super-pack of 18,000 machine-ported models.
Now, we need to go through and remove the useless models. Like this Glowsphere, of which there are 700.
Very exciting stuff. Come join us! picarto.tv/lordaardvark...
Even with the intentionally minimal and low-effort amount of sound design I am putting into the Frozen video, it still ended up taking me several days to mix the fireplace.
Yes. The fireplace.
This is gonna be a slow and tedious process. 😓
Yes. The fireplace.
This is gonna be a slow and tedious process. 😓
October 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Even with the intentionally minimal and low-effort amount of sound design I am putting into the Frozen video, it still ended up taking me several days to mix the fireplace.
Yes. The fireplace.
This is gonna be a slow and tedious process. 😓
Yes. The fireplace.
This is gonna be a slow and tedious process. 😓