Lorcan
@lorcan.gay
Very sad, very shallow, and actually rather evil.
Me positively reviewing an album:
November 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Me positively reviewing an album:
What malicious homosexual is responsible for this?
September 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
What malicious homosexual is responsible for this?
It’s think about the Peppa Pig Father’s Day merch every day
August 27, 2025 at 10:57 AM
It’s think about the Peppa Pig Father’s Day merch every day
Who are your gaming divas? 💅
July 29, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Who are your gaming divas? 💅
Some of you didn’t get passed through a holed stone as an infant and it shows.
July 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Some of you didn’t get passed through a holed stone as an infant and it shows.
Not quite smear frames, but the animations go through a lot of weird contorted positions to sell the movements, Kazuya’s sweeps in Tekken do a really good job of it but look horrible when still
June 9, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Not quite smear frames, but the animations go through a lot of weird contorted positions to sell the movements, Kazuya’s sweeps in Tekken do a really good job of it but look horrible when still
It is a marvel of engineering that these do not simply float away
March 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
It is a marvel of engineering that these do not simply float away
I don’t think he’s used to writing about this sort of thing
February 17, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I don’t think he’s used to writing about this sort of thing
Bibaiting(?) my colleagues over Teams
December 17, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Bibaiting(?) my colleagues over Teams
My pole dancing instructor asked us to bring a christmas outfit for next session...
December 16, 2024 at 10:47 PM
My pole dancing instructor asked us to bring a christmas outfit for next session...
Only real ones survive the vibe check
December 12, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Only real ones survive the vibe check
Gone mad with iPhone update and put Face ID on everything
December 12, 2024 at 11:36 AM
Gone mad with iPhone update and put Face ID on everything
And cut up in to cute little cubes of Turkish delight
December 7, 2024 at 2:57 PM
And cut up in to cute little cubes of Turkish delight
Making malevolent sludge for the pot luck 😌
December 7, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Making malevolent sludge for the pot luck 😌
Is Fabulosa deliberately trying to trick people in to drinking cleaning fluid?
December 19, 2023 at 1:19 PM
Is Fabulosa deliberately trying to trick people in to drinking cleaning fluid?
What did Locomia mean by this?
October 12, 2023 at 3:40 PM
What did Locomia mean by this?