Saw a guy wash his fingertips in a glass of water, then drink it. It was me, the guy.
October 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Saw a guy wash his fingertips in a glass of water, then drink it. It was me, the guy.
September 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Venezula has a right to defend itself
September 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Venezula has a right to defend itself
A movie where I play Robin Williams version of Popeye, but alcohol is my spinach.
September 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
A movie where I play Robin Williams version of Popeye, but alcohol is my spinach.
Yemen has the right to defend itself
August 31, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Yemen has the right to defend itself
MSB reboot idea. What looks like a western prairie dog colony is actually demodex mites on a bulbous alcoholic nose. Throughout the episode, Frizzle gives subtle hints of being sloshed
April 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
MSB reboot idea. What looks like a western prairie dog colony is actually demodex mites on a bulbous alcoholic nose. Throughout the episode, Frizzle gives subtle hints of being sloshed
Unpopular opinion: Tax people MORE for having kids. (Anybody who disagrees with me, is Elon Musk)
March 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Unpopular opinion: Tax people MORE for having kids. (Anybody who disagrees with me, is Elon Musk)
I recently became a nicotine freegan. Telling everybody about it.
March 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I recently became a nicotine freegan. Telling everybody about it.
Heard a hard L yesterday, from a guy ordering fish at New Seasons.
February 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Heard a hard L yesterday, from a guy ordering fish at New Seasons.
Sometimes, with earbuds in, I'll mistake my own nose whistle for an extra human voice. Butt clinched, neck hair raised, "Yeah?"
January 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Sometimes, with earbuds in, I'll mistake my own nose whistle for an extra human voice. Butt clinched, neck hair raised, "Yeah?"
Alex Karp, techno philosopher king, has a book coming out in February.
January 5, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Alex Karp, techno philosopher king, has a book coming out in February.
Netanyahu's prostate is Hamas
(1st)
(1st)
December 29, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Netanyahu's prostate is Hamas
(1st)
(1st)
"Operation Prosperity Guardian"
Operation Profit Preserver
Operation Wealth Curator
Operation Riches Collector
Operation Aire Steward
Operation Affluence Protector
Operation Luxury Defender
Operation Exorbitance Conservator
Operation Profit Preserver
Operation Wealth Curator
Operation Riches Collector
Operation Aire Steward
Operation Affluence Protector
Operation Luxury Defender
Operation Exorbitance Conservator
December 22, 2024 at 7:30 PM
"Operation Prosperity Guardian"
Operation Profit Preserver
Operation Wealth Curator
Operation Riches Collector
Operation Aire Steward
Operation Affluence Protector
Operation Luxury Defender
Operation Exorbitance Conservator
Operation Profit Preserver
Operation Wealth Curator
Operation Riches Collector
Operation Aire Steward
Operation Affluence Protector
Operation Luxury Defender
Operation Exorbitance Conservator
If you swallow an avocado seed, does it grow in your belly?
December 21, 2024 at 7:34 PM
If you swallow an avocado seed, does it grow in your belly?
"A man will die, but not his ideas"
1. Pun credits for middle aged white women
1. Pun credits for middle aged white women
December 20, 2024 at 3:35 AM
"A man will die, but not his ideas"
1. Pun credits for middle aged white women
1. Pun credits for middle aged white women
Asking chatgpt for new ways to call my coworkers gay, to fit in.
December 12, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Asking chatgpt for new ways to call my coworkers gay, to fit in.
Wind up your gf idea - Use cat food lid to cut cauliflower pizza.
December 12, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Wind up your gf idea - Use cat food lid to cut cauliflower pizza.
What is BigPharma CEOs' favorite pizza topping?
December 8, 2024 at 8:25 PM
What is BigPharma CEOs' favorite pizza topping?
Do NPR guests practice saying "regime" in the mirror?
December 7, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Do NPR guests practice saying "regime" in the mirror?
I'd rather watch somebody pick their nose than glance at a person playing with their own tongue ring.
November 26, 2024 at 3:45 AM
I'd rather watch somebody pick their nose than glance at a person playing with their own tongue ring.
