Pls Ford Fiesta hit me
January 30, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Pls Ford Fiesta hit me
Being an ex Catholic getting into making stained glass is such a full circle moment
January 27, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Being an ex Catholic getting into making stained glass is such a full circle moment
I'm the dudes in Plato's allegory of the cave watching the shadows
January 27, 2024 at 2:40 AM
I'm the dudes in Plato's allegory of the cave watching the shadows
Having Fortunate Son playing while I was learning how to solder made the whole thing a lot less scarier for me
January 26, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Having Fortunate Son playing while I was learning how to solder made the whole thing a lot less scarier for me
6pm in the grocery store Hillary Duff is playing life is good
January 21, 2024 at 10:50 PM
6pm in the grocery store Hillary Duff is playing life is good
WELL IM THE KING OF BOGGLE THERE IS NONE HIGHER I GETS 11 POINTS ON THE WORD QUAGMIRE
January 19, 2024 at 2:50 AM
WELL IM THE KING OF BOGGLE THERE IS NONE HIGHER I GETS 11 POINTS ON THE WORD QUAGMIRE
Spent my last penny at Chuck E Cheese the government is repossessing my assets as we speak
January 17, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Spent my last penny at Chuck E Cheese the government is repossessing my assets as we speak
Me driving through the snow while everyone else is spinning out
January 14, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Me driving through the snow while everyone else is spinning out
THIS IS FOR EVERYBODY GOING THROUGH TOUGH TIMES BELIEVE ME BEEN THERE DONE THAT
January 12, 2024 at 10:20 PM
THIS IS FOR EVERYBODY GOING THROUGH TOUGH TIMES BELIEVE ME BEEN THERE DONE THAT
Running around the apartment on all fours looking for things to WD40
January 12, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Running around the apartment on all fours looking for things to WD40
A birdwatching club but we just sit in someone's yard in lawn chairs with a case of beer and a single pair of binoculars between us
January 9, 2024 at 7:40 PM
A birdwatching club but we just sit in someone's yard in lawn chairs with a case of beer and a single pair of binoculars between us
If grocery stores would stop selling me lettuce that goes bad in a day I would have enough money to buy a house
January 7, 2024 at 6:37 PM
If grocery stores would stop selling me lettuce that goes bad in a day I would have enough money to buy a house
THE PAINT FUMES LEAKING INTO THE APARTMENT MADE ME DO IT
January 6, 2024 at 3:09 AM
THE PAINT FUMES LEAKING INTO THE APARTMENT MADE ME DO IT
My insurance keeps asking me the same 10-15 questions every month before they'll send me my medication so I plan to make my answers more and more unhinged each time
January 6, 2024 at 1:09 AM
My insurance keeps asking me the same 10-15 questions every month before they'll send me my medication so I plan to make my answers more and more unhinged each time
I don't know how I'm expected to know anything about cars I'm just a girl
January 5, 2024 at 11:53 PM
I don't know how I'm expected to know anything about cars I'm just a girl
*hands you a piece of my car*
January 5, 2024 at 11:52 PM
*hands you a piece of my car*
Learning so much bc that's what it means to be a true ally 🙏🏻
January 5, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Learning so much bc that's what it means to be a true ally 🙏🏻
Spreading the word of Grey Gardens until the whole world has seen the movie this is my new religion. If you haven't seen it yet just know that you're next
January 2, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Spreading the word of Grey Gardens until the whole world has seen the movie this is my new religion. If you haven't seen it yet just know that you're next
Marsh putting diners drive ins and dives on to console me like a baby
January 1, 2024 at 6:12 AM
Marsh putting diners drive ins and dives on to console me like a baby
Being stressed and talking about it is not enough I need to chew on marbles
December 28, 2023 at 9:54 PM
Being stressed and talking about it is not enough I need to chew on marbles
My favorite hobby is wearing merch from my friends workplaces
December 27, 2023 at 8:06 PM
My favorite hobby is wearing merch from my friends workplaces
Fellas will buy the biggest truck imaginable and only use it for taking their girlfriend on a 5pm date to Ruby Tuesdays
December 26, 2023 at 10:31 PM
Fellas will buy the biggest truck imaginable and only use it for taking their girlfriend on a 5pm date to Ruby Tuesdays
Wheeling and dealing
December 26, 2023 at 1:09 AM
Wheeling and dealing
Escape from Christmas
December 25, 2023 at 4:45 PM
Escape from Christmas