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LooShagBrolly
@looshagbrolley.bsky.social
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"What capital? I never know what you're talking about. Loo? Shag? Brolly? What the hell is all that?"
Prefers a quick 2-minute phone call vs 3 hours of back and forth texting
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There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
From the Buffy The Vampire Slayer episode "The Zeppo:" L-R Normal-looking high school guy, very gross animated corpse, Xander (living,) and less-gross-but-still-dead guy in a letterman jacket
November 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Cartoon "hear me out?"

Captain Avatar from Star Blazers
Captain Avatar is an old salty dog (figuratively,) complete with white beard, scowl, and uniform
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Sleeve of a 7" record. Pink with dark blue image of a .38 revolver in the center. The top text is SONIC YOUTH, bottom text is NOBODY BETTER LAY A FINGER ON MY BUTTAFUOCO
November 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Imagine telling Courtney Milan to her Bluesky face that she doesn't know what words mean
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
A framed page of an ad from a magazine, circa 1992? For Barney's New York. Left is Linda Evangelista at her Evangelistiest, in a lighter colored blazer and fantastic black pill box hat with leopard-print trim and a long feather poking out jauntily. Right is Kyle McClachlan, at his Twin Peakyist, in a somewhat darker dinner jacket with an even darker handkerchief in the pocket, striped shirt, and pattered tie. He is resting his left hand on Linda's left upper arm. He is also wearing a lobster on his head. The tagline reads "Though should be lofty, thought should be deep."
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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What are you doing? Go back to bed! Watch some Tubi! Have a cuppa soothing herbal tea!
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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And he keeps gettin' lonelier, every single time I see him!
Beetlejuice ranting about his qualifications. Blurred still shot.
November 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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A color still from the film Slaves Of New York. Bernadette Peters and Mercedes Ruhl laugh while holding plastic cups of champagne in the back of a crowded limousine
October 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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As for Google, scroll to the 'web' tab to turn off AI results. It's kinda buried of course.
Close-up of a screen shot of Google search results, showing "Web" under the search bar, between "forums" and "books"
October 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Man's got a carry the western world's irritation for the rest of his life.
October 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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It's so stupid. I am happy to let pros take care of what pros do. Less work for me! Anyone who thinks this is some sort of character flaw or HAHA I DIY LOSER can grind on this
October 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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To wit:
October 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Please post two characters that bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Welp. Gotta.
October 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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As an Ohioan, the flag is pure evil. This is just cringe from concentrate before you add water.
Close-up of an American map that depicts the upper half of the entire US as "Upper Ohio," the lower half as "Lower Ohio," and Canada as "soon to be Ohio."
October 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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This guy? Unshocked
Republican Senator from Ohio David Taylor. In this photo from a campaign ad, he is wearing a gold Carhartt jacket and holding a large, long gun with a large magazine, while standing in what looks the be the back room of a Wal-Mart
October 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Keep it Indigenous Day. And to honor Italian immigrants, it's gotta be this guy. And we'll pick the day he first fucked Ava Gardner as Sinatra Day.
Frank Sinatra in grey suit and dark hat, holding a cup of coffee. In the foreground is a large 50's-era microphone
October 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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You can't top Sneed's, but this one gave me a giggle fit for days
A sight gag from The Simpsons: an orange car is parked in front of a salon titled "Turn Your Head And Coif." The shop has glass windows and pink-and-black tiger print style paint. There's also a red fire hydrant that's a bit leaky on the sidewalk.
October 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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This is real Saddam Hussein shit.
Screenshot of a headline for FOX news, because fuck FOX and they'll never get a link from me. It reads: ATF deploys "elite team" (my quotes) after deadly Tennessee explosion..." I have no doubt the people helping are very skilled, but elite?!? What does that even mean? Is there a another task force that's"just okay" for the other tragic disasters?
October 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.
October 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM