God I can't wait for her to be in a jumpsuit

May she never have a second of peace for the rest of her life.

Good.

I'm still waiting, as are my parents.

A lot of the country's problems started with Reagan.

Jimmy Carter had solar panels installed on the White House. Trump thinks wind turbines cause cancer.

Citizen or not, it shouldn’t be happening.

Trump has no interest in uniting the country and, by supporting him, neither do you Cox. I hope Utah wakes up and kicks you the fuck out.

I don't know how many times or how many different ways I have to say "I want everyone who is named in the files and has abused children to go to prison" before you will understand. Maybe you never will. But I don't have to waste my time arguing with someone online about it. Find a hobby.

I feel like you're not listening to anything anyone is saying. You're so consumed by whataboutism that you can't actually believe that we truly don't care whose name pops up. If someone abused a child, they deserve prison. It's not a difficult concept.

Clinton has been a big advocate for the files to be released and if his name, or any other dem, is in the files then they can go right to prison as well. We're not in a cult, we want actual justice.

I bet, as a woman over 6' tall, just standing next to this guy would give him a complex.

And then he stepped off the plane to rapturous applause.

Yeah, for trolling its hilarious but I'm not voting for him lol

I was at Target like 10 years ago when I saw a kid, maybe 8, walking out of the chip aisle with his arms full of bags of chips. As he walked by me he whispered to himself "chips are lit" and that's been my motto ever since.

No it's Spaceballs. Galaxy Quest is a close second though.

How does The Onion compete with stuff like this?

Not only that, I'm a blue dot in a red state 😒

I yearn for when I can go days, weeks, even months without hearing about them