Elsie Bennett
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Elsie Bennett
@loopylu101.bsky.social
European, Scientist, Patent Attorney, Gardener, Centrist, trainee eco-warrior, and cesspit migrant. All things rock music, former indie kid.
That’s because they’re not in the slightest bit sweet, they are ugly carrots with a good brand name and successful marketing strategy. Avoid.
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This is successful medical research in a nutshell - hurrah he’s cured…. but we don’t know why!
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Sending her mum and brother to negotiate the deal was really the stroke of genius. We often tell clients that turning up mob handed with a load of lawyers will not help them reach amicable agreement!
October 4, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Off her meds again.
June 2, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Don’t get on the return flight with a spear and have an almighty great row with the gate staff that it’s a “ceremonial” spear and should therefore be allowed on board in hand luggage. Your fellow passengers will be quite pissed off when you delay their flight (true story).
May 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Lol, that and the strategic shipping routes that will open up across the Arctic accelerated by all the ‘clean coal’ he’s gonna get America to burn.
March 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM