Ellie chats & rants
@loopyleanne.bsky.social
Woke British Lefty 🇬🇧
I’m ranty, daft & easily distracted😂
LGBTQ+ Ally
NO patience for far-right, Reform, MAGA & Space Karen worshipers
I’m a Wife, Mum & owned by a cat
Anti Stigma, Mental Health awareness, facts not fiction
Your story isn’t over yet ;
I’m ranty, daft & easily distracted😂
LGBTQ+ Ally
NO patience for far-right, Reform, MAGA & Space Karen worshipers
I’m a Wife, Mum & owned by a cat
Anti Stigma, Mental Health awareness, facts not fiction
Your story isn’t over yet ;
As I was saying 😂 😂
Nice one, Newsom 😂 👍
Nice one, Newsom 😂 👍
November 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
As I was saying 😂 😂
Nice one, Newsom 😂 👍
Nice one, Newsom 😂 👍
Umm
What the actual f……. Facebook??!!
I don’t want to see adverts of books about life coaches, never-mind whatever the hell this is…
Also ‘author of beautiful poetry of Donald Trump’
I’ll pass. Thanks algorithm
😳 🤦♀️ 😂 😂
What the actual f……. Facebook??!!
I don’t want to see adverts of books about life coaches, never-mind whatever the hell this is…
Also ‘author of beautiful poetry of Donald Trump’
I’ll pass. Thanks algorithm
😳 🤦♀️ 😂 😂
November 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Umm
What the actual f……. Facebook??!!
I don’t want to see adverts of books about life coaches, never-mind whatever the hell this is…
Also ‘author of beautiful poetry of Donald Trump’
I’ll pass. Thanks algorithm
😳 🤦♀️ 😂 😂
What the actual f……. Facebook??!!
I don’t want to see adverts of books about life coaches, never-mind whatever the hell this is…
Also ‘author of beautiful poetry of Donald Trump’
I’ll pass. Thanks algorithm
😳 🤦♀️ 😂 😂
Oh mine has done that as well. She’s only a small cat. This was a massive wood pigeon. But no one believes me when I say she’s a monstrous killer because…. Well, look at her 🤷♀️ 😂
Seriously tho. I had to clean her up after. All of her face and front. Blood everywhere 🤢
Seriously tho. I had to clean her up after. All of her face and front. Blood everywhere 🤢
October 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Oh mine has done that as well. She’s only a small cat. This was a massive wood pigeon. But no one believes me when I say she’s a monstrous killer because…. Well, look at her 🤷♀️ 😂
Seriously tho. I had to clean her up after. All of her face and front. Blood everywhere 🤢
Seriously tho. I had to clean her up after. All of her face and front. Blood everywhere 🤢
I feel so lucky that I have always had cats in my life. my husband of 17yrs never had pets before I fixed one on him. he can’t be without them now either!
They have a way about them
All of the ones I’ve had have been so different, yet they all are so special
You won’t ever want to be without 😻
They have a way about them
All of the ones I’ve had have been so different, yet they all are so special
You won’t ever want to be without 😻
October 21, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I feel so lucky that I have always had cats in my life. my husband of 17yrs never had pets before I fixed one on him. he can’t be without them now either!
They have a way about them
All of the ones I’ve had have been so different, yet they all are so special
You won’t ever want to be without 😻
They have a way about them
All of the ones I’ve had have been so different, yet they all are so special
You won’t ever want to be without 😻
Most people in my town are accepting and helpful. Many help out the asylum seekers here. We are a vibrant multicultural town.
If anyone gets hurt today the responsibility lies with people like Farage, Tice, Tommy ten names, and Allison Pearson who first brought attention & trouble to our town
If anyone gets hurt today the responsibility lies with people like Farage, Tice, Tommy ten names, and Allison Pearson who first brought attention & trouble to our town
October 12, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Most people in my town are accepting and helpful. Many help out the asylum seekers here. We are a vibrant multicultural town.
If anyone gets hurt today the responsibility lies with people like Farage, Tice, Tommy ten names, and Allison Pearson who first brought attention & trouble to our town
If anyone gets hurt today the responsibility lies with people like Farage, Tice, Tommy ten names, and Allison Pearson who first brought attention & trouble to our town
Dear internet Gods
If Tom Dalys side eye doesn’t become an internet meme for the rest of time I shall be very disappointed in you!
If Tom Dalys side eye doesn’t become an internet meme for the rest of time I shall be very disappointed in you!
October 10, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Dear internet Gods
If Tom Dalys side eye doesn’t become an internet meme for the rest of time I shall be very disappointed in you!
If Tom Dalys side eye doesn’t become an internet meme for the rest of time I shall be very disappointed in you!
The USA is now a fascist nation
Not moving into….
Not becoming….
Not heading towards…
It’s already there
Not moving into….
Not becoming….
Not heading towards…
It’s already there
October 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The USA is now a fascist nation
Not moving into….
Not becoming….
Not heading towards…
It’s already there
Not moving into….
Not becoming….
Not heading towards…
It’s already there
September 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Oh fuck off back to Elons hovel
Trump is a massive 🔔 🔚
We hate him
Trump is a massive 🔔 🔚
We hate him
September 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Oh fuck off back to Elons hovel
Trump is a massive 🔔 🔚
We hate him
Trump is a massive 🔔 🔚
We hate him
BBC radio Surrey- earlier this month
woman insinuates that migrants are somehow catching, cooking, & eating swans at a hotel near me
There have been protests there-
the swans probably took one look at the idiots shouting about ‘are cuntry’ & protecting ‘are wimin’ & flew away 😏
woman insinuates that migrants are somehow catching, cooking, & eating swans at a hotel near me
There have been protests there-
the swans probably took one look at the idiots shouting about ‘are cuntry’ & protecting ‘are wimin’ & flew away 😏
September 25, 2025 at 7:18 AM
BBC radio Surrey- earlier this month
woman insinuates that migrants are somehow catching, cooking, & eating swans at a hotel near me
There have been protests there-
the swans probably took one look at the idiots shouting about ‘are cuntry’ & protecting ‘are wimin’ & flew away 😏
woman insinuates that migrants are somehow catching, cooking, & eating swans at a hotel near me
There have been protests there-
the swans probably took one look at the idiots shouting about ‘are cuntry’ & protecting ‘are wimin’ & flew away 😏
Sorry for TMI but last time, at the drs, I was told to pee in this tiny flimsy cup
then, while holding it, because the cup would tip pee everywhere if I put it down, I had to uncap & syringe the pee into the tube
Tbf they were apologetic when they gave me this faffing new set up to deal with 🤦♀️
then, while holding it, because the cup would tip pee everywhere if I put it down, I had to uncap & syringe the pee into the tube
Tbf they were apologetic when they gave me this faffing new set up to deal with 🤦♀️
September 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Sorry for TMI but last time, at the drs, I was told to pee in this tiny flimsy cup
then, while holding it, because the cup would tip pee everywhere if I put it down, I had to uncap & syringe the pee into the tube
Tbf they were apologetic when they gave me this faffing new set up to deal with 🤦♀️
then, while holding it, because the cup would tip pee everywhere if I put it down, I had to uncap & syringe the pee into the tube
Tbf they were apologetic when they gave me this faffing new set up to deal with 🤦♀️
Headline 3
23rd September 2025 10.22am
Oops. Seems we can’t get away with this one
Wes Streeting is pissed. UK medics are pissed. BBC change heading so ‘Unproven’ gets a front seat
Where it should have been the whole time!!!!
END 🧵
23rd September 2025 10.22am
Oops. Seems we can’t get away with this one
Wes Streeting is pissed. UK medics are pissed. BBC change heading so ‘Unproven’ gets a front seat
Where it should have been the whole time!!!!
END 🧵
September 23, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Headline 3
23rd September 2025 10.22am
Oops. Seems we can’t get away with this one
Wes Streeting is pissed. UK medics are pissed. BBC change heading so ‘Unproven’ gets a front seat
Where it should have been the whole time!!!!
END 🧵
23rd September 2025 10.22am
Oops. Seems we can’t get away with this one
Wes Streeting is pissed. UK medics are pissed. BBC change heading so ‘Unproven’ gets a front seat
Where it should have been the whole time!!!!
END 🧵
Headline 2
23rd September 2025 00.07am
Post Trump and RFK jr press conference
Still not happy? So we’ll make it look a little like Trump is talking shite. A bit. Add the word ‘unproven’ at the end of the headline. This’ll be ok
23rd September 2025 00.07am
Post Trump and RFK jr press conference
Still not happy? So we’ll make it look a little like Trump is talking shite. A bit. Add the word ‘unproven’ at the end of the headline. This’ll be ok
September 23, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Headline 2
23rd September 2025 00.07am
Post Trump and RFK jr press conference
Still not happy? So we’ll make it look a little like Trump is talking shite. A bit. Add the word ‘unproven’ at the end of the headline. This’ll be ok
23rd September 2025 00.07am
Post Trump and RFK jr press conference
Still not happy? So we’ll make it look a little like Trump is talking shite. A bit. Add the word ‘unproven’ at the end of the headline. This’ll be ok
Headline 1 part 2
22nd September 2025 18.14
Somone isn’t happy. Ok fine. We added the word *disputed* to the 1st paragraph. That’ll do.
22nd September 2025 18.14
Somone isn’t happy. Ok fine. We added the word *disputed* to the 1st paragraph. That’ll do.
September 23, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Headline 1 part 2
22nd September 2025 18.14
Somone isn’t happy. Ok fine. We added the word *disputed* to the 1st paragraph. That’ll do.
22nd September 2025 18.14
Somone isn’t happy. Ok fine. We added the word *disputed* to the 1st paragraph. That’ll do.
BBC being told off by UK medical professionals
A story in 4 parts. 🧵
Headline 1 part 1:
September 22, 2025 11.49am
Trump talks bollocks but we try and make him seem somewhat reasonable. Because we’re experts at sane-washing what he says & we can’t possible call him out on his bullshit
A story in 4 parts. 🧵
Headline 1 part 1:
September 22, 2025 11.49am
Trump talks bollocks but we try and make him seem somewhat reasonable. Because we’re experts at sane-washing what he says & we can’t possible call him out on his bullshit
September 23, 2025 at 12:05 PM
BBC being told off by UK medical professionals
A story in 4 parts. 🧵
Headline 1 part 1:
September 22, 2025 11.49am
Trump talks bollocks but we try and make him seem somewhat reasonable. Because we’re experts at sane-washing what he says & we can’t possible call him out on his bullshit
A story in 4 parts. 🧵
Headline 1 part 1:
September 22, 2025 11.49am
Trump talks bollocks but we try and make him seem somewhat reasonable. Because we’re experts at sane-washing what he says & we can’t possible call him out on his bullshit
I’m in the UK
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel
I stand with decent Americans against the Fascism in the USA
🇺🇸 🤝 🇬🇧
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel
I stand with decent Americans against the Fascism in the USA
🇺🇸 🤝 🇬🇧
September 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I’m in the UK
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel
I stand with decent Americans against the Fascism in the USA
🇺🇸 🤝 🇬🇧
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel
I stand with decent Americans against the Fascism in the USA
🇺🇸 🤝 🇬🇧
One more of brother trying to telepathically send me a message
They are beautiful and I’m so lucky I get to see the family every year
They are beautiful and I’m so lucky I get to see the family every year
September 20, 2025 at 8:11 AM
One more of brother trying to telepathically send me a message
They are beautiful and I’m so lucky I get to see the family every year
They are beautiful and I’m so lucky I get to see the family every year
Bless him, RSPCA said he had enough room to move, but they do get “mentally stuck”
it wasn’t the first fox he’d prodded out of a tight space that week!
That space has been blocked off so it can’t happen again
Please do the same if you have foxes near you & spaces like this 🙏
it wasn’t the first fox he’d prodded out of a tight space that week!
That space has been blocked off so it can’t happen again
Please do the same if you have foxes near you & spaces like this 🙏
September 20, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Bless him, RSPCA said he had enough room to move, but they do get “mentally stuck”
it wasn’t the first fox he’d prodded out of a tight space that week!
That space has been blocked off so it can’t happen again
Please do the same if you have foxes near you & spaces like this 🙏
it wasn’t the first fox he’d prodded out of a tight space that week!
That space has been blocked off so it can’t happen again
Please do the same if you have foxes near you & spaces like this 🙏
This young one was telling me one of his 6 (yep, 6!) siblings was stuck between our fence & conservatory. Kept pacing until I investigated
RSPCA were called in the end. Brother was only ‘mentally stuck’ & needed a lever/prod to remind him he had legs. All ok & reunited with family 😊
RSPCA were called in the end. Brother was only ‘mentally stuck’ & needed a lever/prod to remind him he had legs. All ok & reunited with family 😊
September 20, 2025 at 8:07 AM
This young one was telling me one of his 6 (yep, 6!) siblings was stuck between our fence & conservatory. Kept pacing until I investigated
RSPCA were called in the end. Brother was only ‘mentally stuck’ & needed a lever/prod to remind him he had legs. All ok & reunited with family 😊
RSPCA were called in the end. Brother was only ‘mentally stuck’ & needed a lever/prod to remind him he had legs. All ok & reunited with family 😊
This’ll blow some Americans minds
Email from my County Council West Sussex. UK 🇬🇧
Some cases where domestic violence led to fatal shootings involving shotguns mean we have tightened UK gun laws again
Now it’s even harder to gain access to a weapon
Email from my County Council West Sussex. UK 🇬🇧
Some cases where domestic violence led to fatal shootings involving shotguns mean we have tightened UK gun laws again
Now it’s even harder to gain access to a weapon
September 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
This’ll blow some Americans minds
Email from my County Council West Sussex. UK 🇬🇧
Some cases where domestic violence led to fatal shootings involving shotguns mean we have tightened UK gun laws again
Now it’s even harder to gain access to a weapon
Email from my County Council West Sussex. UK 🇬🇧
Some cases where domestic violence led to fatal shootings involving shotguns mean we have tightened UK gun laws again
Now it’s even harder to gain access to a weapon
Arrested for ‘malicious communication’
I’m no lawyer but the reason for arrest seems to be pretty flimsy
As they seem to be the same people who unfurled a massive poster of Trump & Epstien in the grounds, this is probably just a way of keeping them contained for 24hrs
I’m no lawyer but the reason for arrest seems to be pretty flimsy
As they seem to be the same people who unfurled a massive poster of Trump & Epstien in the grounds, this is probably just a way of keeping them contained for 24hrs
September 17, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Arrested for ‘malicious communication’
I’m no lawyer but the reason for arrest seems to be pretty flimsy
As they seem to be the same people who unfurled a massive poster of Trump & Epstien in the grounds, this is probably just a way of keeping them contained for 24hrs
I’m no lawyer but the reason for arrest seems to be pretty flimsy
As they seem to be the same people who unfurled a massive poster of Trump & Epstien in the grounds, this is probably just a way of keeping them contained for 24hrs
Yep. From around the same time:
September 16, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Yep. From around the same time:
I have it stuck in my head now
Now it’s your turn 😂
Ready, steady, annnnnd….
One for all and all for one, Muskehounds are always readyyyyy
One for all and all for one
Helping everybodyyyy 😜
Now it’s your turn 😂
Ready, steady, annnnnd….
One for all and all for one, Muskehounds are always readyyyyy
One for all and all for one
Helping everybodyyyy 😜
September 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I have it stuck in my head now
Now it’s your turn 😂
Ready, steady, annnnnd….
One for all and all for one, Muskehounds are always readyyyyy
One for all and all for one
Helping everybodyyyy 😜
Now it’s your turn 😂
Ready, steady, annnnnd….
One for all and all for one, Muskehounds are always readyyyyy
One for all and all for one
Helping everybodyyyy 😜