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The /dev/null of my life.

Mostly tech (Python, Groovy, Java, K8s, Puppet), indie music, Cincinnati/Pittsburgh sports, and books.

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July 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Our Office 365 environment (I haven't put in any effort to see if it's more widespread; I'm guessing not) seems to have some weird issue where updates to already scheduled Zoom meetings (e.g. cancellation or time change) don't update the existing event. Great to have phantom meetings on my calendar.
July 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Just finished The Righteous Gemstones. I hadn’t expected to like this series, but it was hilarious.
a man wearing sunglasses and a leopard print scarf says " just ask "
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a leopard print scarf says " just ask "
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July 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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July 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Pregaming involved some delicious Old Fashioneds.
July 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I was super stoked to see Aston Villa in Louisville last night. I figured I would never get the chance to see my EPL team without a trip to England.

They tied Eintracht Frankfurt 2-2.
July 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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A squirrel invades the field in Detroit
July 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The logic I whiteboarded out was solid. My implementation of what happens in some of those paths was not. Fortunately I had decent logging, so it wasn't too difficult to determine where my bug was.
July 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It was one of those times where I was riding the struggle bus trying to wrap my head around a logical flow when only thinking about it. I had everything sorted out about 5 minutes after I found a blank whiteboard, though. It's insane sometimes how much just writing it out helps.
July 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Great on field interview by Evander after the match. Equal parts chill, humble, and funny.
July 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Evander and Robinson both put in 45 minutes in the All Star Game tonight and will be in Saturday’s starting 11. If MLS caves on the rules and doesn’t suspend Messi and Alba since they bailed on the exhibition for more rest, I’m going to be pissed. Rules aren’t rules if you apply them selectively.
July 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
This is why Denis Bouanga is my favorite non-FC Cincinnati player to watch. He puts on such a clinic.
July 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Ahead of tonight's MLS All-Star Game, we've put together a starter pack to help you join the American soccer conversation here on Bluesky! ⚽

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July 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Soroka has zero control. He's hit Marte twice now; this is ridiculous.
July 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Pretty sure that if Benson hit that literally anywhere else in the park other than dead center, it’s gone.
July 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Despite playing up to the Mets, I don’t see the Reds opting into being buyers at the trade deadline if we get rolled by the Nationals. The team is just too inconsistent.
July 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I see the Reds have gone all in on being cursed this series.
July 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The Reds have apparently gone brain dead on the bases. Between Marte’s out at 3rd and McLain’s botched steal, that was an embarrassing frame.
July 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I swear I can't go to any property in Office 365 without 8 Copilot buttons jumping out at me. I'm not even saying that it isn't useful sometimes, but I don't need it in my face with literally every UI across the platform. I know how to access it when I want it...
July 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Kind of (really) surprised my site does this well on PageSpeed Insights. It’s basically vanilla WordPress with the Twenty Twenty Four theme.
July 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
After a long time away, I may need to add PowerShell back to my bio. I’m not sure how I feel about that. I actually liked creating a PowerShell module in C#. Doing a bunch of PowerShell stuff in PowerShell, though, not so much. My biggest problem is that the tooling support is lackluster.
July 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
This umpire is apparently asleep behind the plate. He’s called some junk WAY outside as strikes and more than a few clear strikes as balls. Suter struck out the last batter twice… and the guy was gifted a walk.

The calls have gone both ways for both teams. That’s about the only consistency.
July 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Outside of Barlow, Reds pitching has just been atrocious tonight. Along with 12 hits, we’ve put at least 5 runners on for free (4 walks, one HBP. Not sure if I missed any others when I’ve stepped away.)
July 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
July 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM