the most comical shit however was that as i waited for the fucking cloudflare verification screen to stop loading, i went back to my profile and saw this. i was SAYING the truth DON'T CENSOR IT

but who knows! maybe this is already in Z-A and it was never documented in any leaks. perhaps they can finally let me make love to whoever in kalos would be funny to mention

you talk to your professor. you get your first pokemon. and now you are free to steal cars, kill people, have sex with people in a minigame buried in the code that when reactivated incites the funniest controversy of all time, commit crimes, and catch pokemon

bonus

sidenote to all this: i think this is the first series i did this dumb tierlist idea with where you can basically see every type i ever had in the smash tier. like that's a new one

i'm gonna get you out of there Shiny Variant Damon Gant...i'mma get you out of your gambling machine prison...