Desperately hoping that I'm the first one to make this joke

hundreds feet??? *starts jaking off*

OMG THEY SHOULD RENAME IT TO BLUESKYE

I hope Bluesky does something against the bot scraping. Maybe even implement some kind of limits of how many tweets you can "scan" (i.e. read) per day? I think this is concerning, looking into it.

yeah German media was all over it because omg she's so right, school is useless and students don't learn real life skills and what not but that was 8 years ago lmao

oh it's a joke, this tweet went viral in Germany and the person who wrote this was in several talk shows because of that tweet
but I had French in school actually for like 4 years, j'ai tout oublié mais je comprendre un peux

thank you, worked hard on it

I am obsessed with you