( If he joins in, I am totally OUT. )

EVENT / VILLAIN ICON: haha-im-trash ( tumblr ).

[face down in her couch, having withstood six replays.]

[ restarting the movie while off key mumbling, 'mamma mia, here we go again,' ] meryl streep is SUCH a treasure,

i am very happy you're so absolutely in love with me and clearly devoted but also you're allowed to like. consider your sexuality. if you ever please to. like. if we weren't a thing i'd probably date a girl

you. okay i hate how that was actually so cute because i'd maim anyone else for calling me b-town. moving on.

but it never ONCE made you stop and think ? ?

TWO OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE HOMOSEXUALS

YOU DIDN'T BEFORE ? ? ? ?

you make a good point, but EVERYTHING i wear usually means business. i stay on standing on it. i need something BIG.

CLYDEY. BABY. ARE YOU SERIOUSLY HOLDING A GRUDGE BECAUSE YOUR SUGAR DADDY DIDN'T GET YOU TACO BELL

YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS