Long Wizard hat
@longwizardhat.bsky.social
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I’m like if a jester was slightly more slutty of a court position
minors are unwelcome
DMs fully open for whatever.
Full disclosure I withhold the right to zap you with my mega death ray if you do dm me.
I’m like if a jester was slightly more slutty of a court position
minors are unwelcome
DMs fully open for whatever.
Full disclosure I withhold the right to zap you with my mega death ray if you do dm me.
I made this post because I’m horny over a magic the gathering card and I don’t know what to do about that
There are 2 stages of monster fuckery
“heh, I’m being quirky and risqué by saying I want to fuck something weird.”
“I want [[Altanak, the Thrice-Called]] to crawl on top of me and fuck me so hard that I can’t help but [[Say Its Name]] until I mill my mind away.”
“heh, I’m being quirky and risqué by saying I want to fuck something weird.”
“I want [[Altanak, the Thrice-Called]] to crawl on top of me and fuck me so hard that I can’t help but [[Say Its Name]] until I mill my mind away.”
December 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I made this post because I’m horny over a magic the gathering card and I don’t know what to do about that
There are 2 stages of monster fuckery
“heh, I’m being quirky and risqué by saying I want to fuck something weird.”
“I want [[Altanak, the Thrice-Called]] to crawl on top of me and fuck me so hard that I can’t help but [[Say Its Name]] until I mill my mind away.”
“heh, I’m being quirky and risqué by saying I want to fuck something weird.”
“I want [[Altanak, the Thrice-Called]] to crawl on top of me and fuck me so hard that I can’t help but [[Say Its Name]] until I mill my mind away.”
December 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
There are 2 stages of monster fuckery
“heh, I’m being quirky and risqué by saying I want to fuck something weird.”
“I want [[Altanak, the Thrice-Called]] to crawl on top of me and fuck me so hard that I can’t help but [[Say Its Name]] until I mill my mind away.”
“heh, I’m being quirky and risqué by saying I want to fuck something weird.”
“I want [[Altanak, the Thrice-Called]] to crawl on top of me and fuck me so hard that I can’t help but [[Say Its Name]] until I mill my mind away.”
They should add quick time events to porn I feel like that would make it more interactive
September 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
They should add quick time events to porn I feel like that would make it more interactive
Dragon girlfriend who surrounds you with pillows while you sleep to “protect her greatest treasure” vs Knight boyfriend desensitized from conflict, mentally stuck in a long over war.
August 28, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Dragon girlfriend who surrounds you with pillows while you sleep to “protect her greatest treasure” vs Knight boyfriend desensitized from conflict, mentally stuck in a long over war.
crossbow stays on during sex.
August 27, 2025 at 7:31 AM
crossbow stays on during sex.
I cannot be trusted with someone that has a hypno kink. the entire time Il be fighting with every fiber of my being the urge to make them do stupid shit like repeatedly moving a glass of water or doing backflips.
I actually can’t be trusted around a lot of kinks when I top now that I think about it
I actually can’t be trusted around a lot of kinks when I top now that I think about it
August 7, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I cannot be trusted with someone that has a hypno kink. the entire time Il be fighting with every fiber of my being the urge to make them do stupid shit like repeatedly moving a glass of water or doing backflips.
I actually can’t be trusted around a lot of kinks when I top now that I think about it
I actually can’t be trusted around a lot of kinks when I top now that I think about it
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this is what the inside of my brain looks like with all these bugs in there
May 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
this is what the inside of my brain looks like with all these bugs in there
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June 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
like imagine all the cool spells that are a half and half split between the authors very specific fetish and normal spells well adjusted people would use.
Witch Bolt
Mage hand
Summon egg tentacles
Command (fetish version)
Growth (well adjusted version)
Polymorph (I have no idea which this would be)
Witch Bolt
Mage hand
Summon egg tentacles
Command (fetish version)
Growth (well adjusted version)
Polymorph (I have no idea which this would be)
i do actually want to make a erotic ttrpg that sounds really funny (and I have experience in the field)
Funny idea, what if someone made an erotic TTRPG ca- *the entirety of FATAL’s rule book flashes through my head* actually that idea sucks.
June 8, 2025 at 5:11 AM
like imagine all the cool spells that are a half and half split between the authors very specific fetish and normal spells well adjusted people would use.
Witch Bolt
Mage hand
Summon egg tentacles
Command (fetish version)
Growth (well adjusted version)
Polymorph (I have no idea which this would be)
Witch Bolt
Mage hand
Summon egg tentacles
Command (fetish version)
Growth (well adjusted version)
Polymorph (I have no idea which this would be)
i do actually want to make a erotic ttrpg that sounds really funny (and I have experience in the field)
Funny idea, what if someone made an erotic TTRPG ca- *the entirety of FATAL’s rule book flashes through my head* actually that idea sucks.
June 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
i do actually want to make a erotic ttrpg that sounds really funny (and I have experience in the field)
Funny idea, what if someone made an erotic TTRPG ca- *the entirety of FATAL’s rule book flashes through my head* actually that idea sucks.
June 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Funny idea, what if someone made an erotic TTRPG ca- *the entirety of FATAL’s rule book flashes through my head* actually that idea sucks.