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Philippe
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Don't settle for anything less than #realbread
there is a free session (from 12pm to 2pm tomorrow)
In the West Midland at least
October 3, 2025 at 11:01 AM
This is the look of a proud mother :)
June 26, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Croc seems the obvious choice but barefoot? your foot will get hot and sweaty unless the office is properly cooled. But you still have to walk to and from the office!

Or may be I just don't like croc enough :)
June 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Trump is probably thinking:

What the fuck is he saying?? I thought nazis were German!
June 6, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Unfair to the real Asterix and Obelisk. They were peaceful people only trying to live their live.
a cartoon character with a beard and braids is asking bah quoi ?
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June 6, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Popcorn makes you fat???

No way... I would know
June 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I am going to need more popcorn!
June 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
ooooohhh
a man wearing a striped sweater is sitting on a couch
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June 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I was expecting a response like: The pretty one! or something along that line

I was about to get the popcorn out but then you made a sensible answer
a poster for chickenhare the hamster and darkness shows a rabbit holding two buckets of popcorn
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June 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
There must be so many different ways to use it in a bedroom!!!
May 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Give them a bit of privacy!
April 30, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Good on you for doing it.
April 30, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I bet you and the developer are now very good friends :)
April 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I actually question why they are here? The only catholic in that picture is Draghi. And she does not really agree at all with the Pope!
April 26, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Nothing like talking for hours to someone who can't hear you!
April 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Commando!!! always commando!
April 20, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Grrrrr!!!!
Wild GIF
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April 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Life is hard sometime!
April 11, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Seeing how fast you are running back...Did you suddenly remember you forgot your glass of wine?
a woman holding a giant wine glass that says just one glass lets do it bravo
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April 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Sharing is too socialist for them
April 6, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I agree with you. I am worried it will make a "martyr" of her and encourage more people to vote for her party at the next election.
She came 2nd at the last 2 presidential elections.

A crime was committed so the punishment is fair but I really hope it won't backfire
March 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM