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Suspicious corporations:
September 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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September 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
longpatterned.bsky.social
There, fixed it.
Map of the Gulf of Mexico relabeled Gulf of your mom’s house.
July 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
longpatterned.bsky.social
Apropos dear leader…
July 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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June 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
longpatterned.bsky.social
I guess they don’t need the money or the towels.. /sarcasm Orange Goblin killed funding for PR. #eatcake #fotus
President Trump taking away paper towels from Puerto Ricans.
May 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
longpatterned.bsky.social
Right there with you. I’m in New Orleans.
March 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM