🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕
@longnecksauce.bsky.social
🔞NSFW🔞OG Furry Identity Crisis. Writer. Commissioner. Shmuck. Cartoon Lover. Analytical Idiot. 1989 He/Him. 🖤🤍💜
I put spikes on my vest. Awls are scary.
November 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I put spikes on my vest. Awls are scary.
New spoopy pfp from bsky.app/profile/such... !
October 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
New spoopy pfp from bsky.app/profile/such... !
MOTHERFUCKIN GODDAMN RIGHT YOU COCKHAMMERING SHITFUCK
September 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
MOTHERFUCKIN GODDAMN RIGHT YOU COCKHAMMERING SHITFUCK
Kind of maybe? I switched out smokes for toothpicks tho so I guess that's still kinda cowboyish. Also southern boy? Weird.
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September 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Kind of maybe? I switched out smokes for toothpicks tho so I guess that's still kinda cowboyish. Also southern boy? Weird.
uquiz.com/quiz/64v0cF/...
uquiz.com/quiz/64v0cF/...
I like experiments. Have dinosaur. Thanks for the offering.
July 29, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I like experiments. Have dinosaur. Thanks for the offering.
People are mind-boggingly good at finding more and more effective ways to advertise how stupid they are.
June 5, 2025 at 11:51 AM
People are mind-boggingly good at finding more and more effective ways to advertise how stupid they are.
Game Master Life.
March 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Game Master Life.
Using an image, show a movie you are sure you have watched more then ten times
February 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Using an image, show a movie you are sure you have watched more then ten times
Dusting off an oldie.
January 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Dusting off an oldie.
"you'll be visited by three spirits"
The three spirits
The three spirits
January 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
"you'll be visited by three spirits"
The three spirits
The three spirits
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy for going into 2025?
January 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy for going into 2025?
Grats on the 2k
December 30, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Grats on the 2k
It's funny how the artist list has nothing to do with the song list lol.
December 5, 2024 at 3:18 AM
It's funny how the artist list has nothing to do with the song list lol.
Up until recently it was VRChat...and then my friend came along and said "Hey, let's play funny horror game." And I said, "Ok, it's on sale."
And now I'm a survivor main.
And now I'm a survivor main.
December 2, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Up until recently it was VRChat...and then my friend came along and said "Hey, let's play funny horror game." And I said, "Ok, it's on sale."
And now I'm a survivor main.
And now I'm a survivor main.
Just some silly new home decor.
November 10, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Just some silly new home decor.
My job right now:
October 22, 2024 at 3:33 PM
My job right now:
Post your sona and their species.
Hello, I am a biblically accurate brachiosaurus. (Don't tell my friends, they might get suspicious that I'm not a giraffe.)
Hello, I am a biblically accurate brachiosaurus. (Don't tell my friends, they might get suspicious that I'm not a giraffe.)
October 12, 2024 at 1:21 PM
Post your sona and their species.
Hello, I am a biblically accurate brachiosaurus. (Don't tell my friends, they might get suspicious that I'm not a giraffe.)
Hello, I am a biblically accurate brachiosaurus. (Don't tell my friends, they might get suspicious that I'm not a giraffe.)
I mean, there's not much to tell. He's just me but if I was some long-ass bitch.
September 19, 2024 at 4:35 PM
I mean, there's not much to tell. He's just me but if I was some long-ass bitch.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #623,193!
September 17, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #623,193!
It's crazy how this shit only works because poor people exist.
September 17, 2024 at 12:29 PM
It's crazy how this shit only works because poor people exist.
This Tuesday is not for me.
August 20, 2024 at 12:28 PM
This Tuesday is not for me.