LongLineSkinner
@longlineskinner.bsky.social
In the deep end of migrant support.
Asylum Seeker = Refugee = Human
Naturalized New Mexican, envier of uruguayos, certified armchair philosopher, and licensed junior psychiatrist.
Gobsmacked by the reality we find ourselves in.
Asylum Seeker = Refugee = Human
Naturalized New Mexican, envier of uruguayos, certified armchair philosopher, and licensed junior psychiatrist.
Gobsmacked by the reality we find ourselves in.
I can't even think of anything to say...
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I can't even think of anything to say...
Oooh, I'm so excited for Christmas this year, I've already got my present for Little Donny Boy all wrapped up and ready to send! He'll be so happy to finally understand this hitherto incomprehensible force of nature.
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Oooh, I'm so excited for Christmas this year, I've already got my present for Little Donny Boy all wrapped up and ready to send! He'll be so happy to finally understand this hitherto incomprehensible force of nature.
and God smiled
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
and God smiled
Funny, I learned about the existence of "The Admirable Crichton" from Basil Fawlty. Poor Manuel.
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Funny, I learned about the existence of "The Admirable Crichton" from Basil Fawlty. Poor Manuel.
These used to be in the East Wing. No more.
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
These used to be in the East Wing. No more.
President Trump's bold economic agenda is delivering real results for American families - with new data from Weekly World News' report showing Bat Boy has saved the whales from wind turbines, and Bigfoot has ended forty nine wars just today. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
President Trump's bold economic agenda is delivering real results for American families - with new data from Weekly World News' report showing Bat Boy has saved the whales from wind turbines, and Bigfoot has ended forty nine wars just today. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!
Because technology inadvertently makes news more fun!
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Because technology inadvertently makes news more fun!
Dateline: Heidelburg, Germany; early May, 1945
American soldiers locate Hermann Schmitz, CEO of IG Farben and Director of the Deutsche Reichsbank
Schmitz was not arrested for several days, because there was "still not enough evidence".
Enough said.
American soldiers locate Hermann Schmitz, CEO of IG Farben and Director of the Deutsche Reichsbank
Schmitz was not arrested for several days, because there was "still not enough evidence".
Enough said.
November 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Dateline: Heidelburg, Germany; early May, 1945
American soldiers locate Hermann Schmitz, CEO of IG Farben and Director of the Deutsche Reichsbank
Schmitz was not arrested for several days, because there was "still not enough evidence".
Enough said.
American soldiers locate Hermann Schmitz, CEO of IG Farben and Director of the Deutsche Reichsbank
Schmitz was not arrested for several days, because there was "still not enough evidence".
Enough said.
Grumps, stop wasting your energy on folks like this. They will never think objectively or concede a point. They live for the troll, and inflicting pain is the point.
Block, and move on.
Block, and move on.
November 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Grumps, stop wasting your energy on folks like this. They will never think objectively or concede a point. They live for the troll, and inflicting pain is the point.
Block, and move on.
Block, and move on.
Hey, all you Constitution Fetishists, get out of your box.
Words & symbols have no inherent connection to their assigned objects.
A road is just a flat asphalt surface.
A shirt is just ordered cotton.
And the Constitution is just words on paper.
To Trump, an origami boulder in waiting.
Words & symbols have no inherent connection to their assigned objects.
A road is just a flat asphalt surface.
A shirt is just ordered cotton.
And the Constitution is just words on paper.
To Trump, an origami boulder in waiting.
October 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Hey, all you Constitution Fetishists, get out of your box.
Words & symbols have no inherent connection to their assigned objects.
A road is just a flat asphalt surface.
A shirt is just ordered cotton.
And the Constitution is just words on paper.
To Trump, an origami boulder in waiting.
Words & symbols have no inherent connection to their assigned objects.
A road is just a flat asphalt surface.
A shirt is just ordered cotton.
And the Constitution is just words on paper.
To Trump, an origami boulder in waiting.
Hmm, all I see is a crazy person who destroys everything he touches. Am I the crazy one?
October 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Hmm, all I see is a crazy person who destroys everything he touches. Am I the crazy one?
Looks like Stephen Miller should have read the whole script before taking that part...
October 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Looks like Stephen Miller should have read the whole script before taking that part...
Wait, I didn't see the Weekly World News...
October 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Wait, I didn't see the Weekly World News...
Don't feel too bad, Amazon delivered these packages to the alley behind our house, because following prompts on your navigation app supercedes critical thinking.
October 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Don't feel too bad, Amazon delivered these packages to the alley behind our house, because following prompts on your navigation app supercedes critical thinking.
This is legit, turned on WiFi at an airport near the US border Wed morning (10/15).
Turned it right back off again.
Turned it right back off again.
October 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
This is legit, turned on WiFi at an airport near the US border Wed morning (10/15).
Turned it right back off again.
Turned it right back off again.