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Mike Van Wormer II
@longknifeassassin.bsky.social
A jack of many tastes & fandoms. I'm a tattooed geek, gamer, bookworm, and proud AEW Sicko working in IT.

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Between MTG choosing to resign from Congress beginning next year and Trump gushing over Zohran Mamdani during their meeting today, @lastweektonight.com picked a hell of a time to take a holiday break. *lol*
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I find it kinda weird that Red Velvet let go of that pin at 2 before Mercedes even kicked out.

#AEWDynamite
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Twice in one night, 🎵 We Hurt People🎵

#AEWDynamite
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November 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
November 19, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 4 codes for Tomb Raider Definitive Edition for Nintendo Switch 2 (NA eShop Code) courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway closes on Nov 21st, 6 PM PT.

Game is out now on Nintendo Switch & Switch 2 (no upgrade paths)
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
You know, until something changes I'm just gonna keep saying it: Fuck CM Punk.

He made his unexpected, yet long hoped, return to wrestling after 7 years by joining #AEW, only to let his ego and other stuff get in the way & ruin it all.

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SHOCKING Debuts in AEW! | AEW Timelines
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November 17, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Mark on Mark violence? We call that the comment section, baby 🤼‍♂️
March 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
TK decided to not only gift us with a battle of the Marks, but also Tay vs Tay(a) for the women. 😁

#AEWCollision
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
It's almost shameful that the #MortalKombat2 movie didn't come out in October.

Could have had #AEW helping promote it during the spooky season by having Christopher Daniels dress up as Kano, Scorpio Sky as Jax, Harley as Sonya Blade, and Johnny TV as Johnny Cage.

#AEWCollision
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Post your favorite star trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 7:46 AM
LOL... Good to know that #TNA is still just as shitty now as they were when Dixie Carter was running the show.

Fuck that company forever.
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
#AEWDynamite

To all 12 women involved in the first-ever Women's Blood & Guts match, I say:
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November 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Commentary talking about how the men couldn't possibly fit through the trusses, but um......I'm pretty sure Daddy Magic (IIRC) might beg to differ. #AEWDynamite
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Megan Bayne (probably) upon someone drawing blood on her for the first time:

#AEWDynamite
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November 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
It's Wednesday and you know what that means!

#AEWDynamite
two men are standing next to each other in front of a sign that says aew wrestling on it .
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November 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I SOOOOO can't wait for this, and OMG Rosalina looks great! #SuperMarioGalaxyMovie
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I've not been following the latest political news too closely, mostly for the sake of my own sanity & mental health, so what I'm posting about is in response to what I'm seeing here on Bluesky.
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Is it just me or has anyone been hearing what sounds like someone constantly bumping into a microphone all night?

#AEWCollision
November 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Where is TK to talk Max and Anthony into working things out in therapy?

#AEWCollision
November 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Thekla can toy with me the way she was toying with Harley any time. 😏😍

#AEWCollision
November 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
#AEWCollision

Thekla: *appears*
Woman in crowd:

🤣
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November 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
#AEW badly needs to have a crossover with Scooby-Doo, just so we can get Jamie Hayter and Daphne in the same space. 😁

#AEWCollision
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Welp, TayJay won't be winning the tag belts.....Tay touched the belts to curse her team. 😜

#AEWCollision
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM