Your precious kangaroos are from the Florida of countries, and they eat babies.

And yet our bulls are rejoicing over the lack of steak on your menu.

Maybe the kangaroos cry for another reason. 🐂🧅✨

@outback-steakhouse We here at Longhorn Steakhouse find it dubious that you could communicate with kangaroos. They would be too busy crying.

Hi Stephen, thank you for getting in touch with our customer support team. It has come to our attention that you were attempting to steal our knives and told your waiter "I will reduce your tip by $5 for every mistake." Our knives cost $30, but we will discount it to $25. Please send a check.

Hi, thank you for informing of this incident. Please contact our excellent customer support team at www.longhornsteakhouse.com/contact-us, and they will work to help resolve the situation.