Put a mask on a man and he will show you how he looks in a mask. Put a masc on a man and he will show you the quality of his inner light.

That’s a bridge too far

My wife and I were watching the Pioneer Woman (we say it’s a guilty pleasure, but I think we’re both into it now) and we decided to say in unison what color Ree Drummond looks best in. We both blurted out “navy blue” and now I guess we have to go kill ourselves, because what happened to us?

Asked my wife to design me a tattoo. Her creation: Taz and Garfield worshiping at the manger

My wife got this note in a box of chocolates from her employer. It’s all amusing, but the inclusion of the word “scared” is a personal fave