Martin the Editor
longformer.bsky.social
Martin the Editor
@longformer.bsky.social
Welcome to my description lounge. ☕️ We have cool jazz 🎵 and rhubarb scones 🥐. Espresso machine is down, but we have a wide selection of herbal teas 🍂🫖🍃. So let your hair down, put your feet up 🪑, and don’t forget to bus your table when you go.
He’s clearly talking about a hypothetical future run. There are plenty of lies to be found, but this one is just hyperbole.
August 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
They’re not being literal, silly.
January 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM