Can I pick my own?

Why are you buying cat toys? You've already got two.
What you NEED is a case of Neosporin.

I like seeing the brown smear running downstream into my drinking water, with an explanation of how they are fixing it.

Government works!

www.eweb.org/your-public-...

No offense, Patton, but you just gave me a glad-I-don't-live-there moment. Although I did have to double-check to be sure.