Wuffe
@longdog.cafe
🦌🌻🍊 || 🇫🇮 || He/They || Early 40s || Furry trash || ☕️🌱 || 🔞 NSFW +18 ONLY || Photos & Art 📸🖌️ || 💙💛
A study for the card because I'm not very confident with physical media. That said I keep on thinking about learning to paint with acrylics. I imagine the best possible version of me would spend his time obsessing about wall sized paintings of reindeer showing off their butt
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A study for the card because I'm not very confident with physical media. That said I keep on thinking about learning to paint with acrylics. I imagine the best possible version of me would spend his time obsessing about wall sized paintings of reindeer showing off their butt
The projection is that her design will be 80% ass and 20% also ass by March 2026 latest
November 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The projection is that her design will be 80% ass and 20% also ass by March 2026 latest
I'm happy to report that, after a month of fiddling around, I was finally able to remove my creaky bottom bracket by:
- Ordering strange tools online
- Failing crank extraction three times in a row
- Partially fucking up some aluminum threads
- Hitting the spindle with a spanner multiple times
- Ordering strange tools online
- Failing crank extraction three times in a row
- Partially fucking up some aluminum threads
- Hitting the spindle with a spanner multiple times
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I'm happy to report that, after a month of fiddling around, I was finally able to remove my creaky bottom bracket by:
- Ordering strange tools online
- Failing crank extraction three times in a row
- Partially fucking up some aluminum threads
- Hitting the spindle with a spanner multiple times
- Ordering strange tools online
- Failing crank extraction three times in a row
- Partially fucking up some aluminum threads
- Hitting the spindle with a spanner multiple times
Wake up honey a new milk carton cow just dropped
🐄✨🥛
🐄✨🥛
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Wake up honey a new milk carton cow just dropped
🐄✨🥛
🐄✨🥛
One of my all time favorite road trip photos was actually taken just before Reine on the previous night
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
One of my all time favorite road trip photos was actually taken just before Reine on the previous night
What's wrong babe you've barely touched your D̸̡̼̱͎̫̣͖͙̰̹̀̾̾̊̾̀̅͆̾e̸̝̯̻͔̬̿̈́̏̔̌̒̂̍ͅl̴̠̣̜̫͚͔̼̲̀͒̄̓̏͑̀̋̈́̈́͠ļ̷͎̩͍̟̘͒̃̌͋̀̍͝ ̶̙̂̏̈́͌̍͐̎͌͒͜X̶̙̀̾̈́̿͂͛̂͑̀̇͜͝P̶̡̰͍̙̯͓̩̗͓̝͂̏͛͂͆̕͘S̴̢͍̩͎̲̖͎̬̀͑̑̆͆
November 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
What's wrong babe you've barely touched your D̸̡̼̱͎̫̣͖͙̰̹̀̾̾̊̾̀̅͆̾e̸̝̯̻͔̬̿̈́̏̔̌̒̂̍ͅl̴̠̣̜̫͚͔̼̲̀͒̄̓̏͑̀̋̈́̈́͠ļ̷͎̩͍̟̘͒̃̌͋̀̍͝ ̶̙̂̏̈́͌̍͐̎͌͒͜X̶̙̀̾̈́̿͂͛̂͑̀̇͜͝P̶̡̰͍̙̯͓̩̗͓̝͂̏͛͂͆̕͘S̴̢͍̩͎̲̖͎̬̀͑̑̆͆
She does have a blanket, however
November 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
She does have a blanket, however
I feed her limes when the staff is not watching
November 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I feed her limes when the staff is not watching
I'm team Finnish fish now!
November 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I'm team Finnish fish now!
I feel like the print is missing a deer or something...
November 1, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I feel like the print is missing a deer or something...
€0.50 ferret holders in a Finnish state railway car
October 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
€0.50 ferret holders in a Finnish state railway car
Her name is Jennifer and she's waiting for her copies to finish ( her stupid ass isn't even taking copies she's just hanging around the photocopier )
October 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Her name is Jennifer and she's waiting for her copies to finish ( her stupid ass isn't even taking copies she's just hanging around the photocopier )
She is back! And in a serious need of some brushing
October 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
She is back! And in a serious need of some brushing
Painted nettle in English it seems
There's also this cutting that has started to grow while I was away. I tried to get it to root all summer but it didn't do anything
There's also this cutting that has started to grow while I was away. I tried to get it to root all summer but it didn't do anything
October 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Painted nettle in English it seems
There's also this cutting that has started to grow while I was away. I tried to get it to root all summer but it didn't do anything
There's also this cutting that has started to grow while I was away. I tried to get it to root all summer but it didn't do anything
> Leave plants alone for exactly seven weeks
🌱🌱🌱: *thrive*
?
I mean I did do my very best to water them before I left and then left them under a dim light, but I didn't expect for them to actually flourish!
🌱🌱🌱: *thrive*
?
I mean I did do my very best to water them before I left and then left them under a dim light, but I didn't expect for them to actually flourish!
October 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
> Leave plants alone for exactly seven weeks
🌱🌱🌱: *thrive*
?
I mean I did do my very best to water them before I left and then left them under a dim light, but I didn't expect for them to actually flourish!
🌱🌱🌱: *thrive*
?
I mean I did do my very best to water them before I left and then left them under a dim light, but I didn't expect for them to actually flourish!
Weird old doodles found on my desktop
October 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Weird old doodles found on my desktop
Good night it's time to sleep
October 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Good night it's time to sleep
If there is something I wish existed it's a studio recording of Fast Cars by The Sea Nymphs, but the only version I've ever seen is a crusty old recording on Youtube (which, arguably, is fantastic in its own way)
![An image macro based on the "if nobody got me [blank] got me" meme with the [blank] in question being the Cardiacs album cover for A Little Man and a House and the Whole World Window.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qrthyochkjtkzttahblvgocs/bafkreigj47zwykfgivjfmyevbj3vvdcsrff5tf4vsskpqrn2pw3zueq5ga@jpeg)
October 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
If there is something I wish existed it's a studio recording of Fast Cars by The Sea Nymphs, but the only version I've ever seen is a crusty old recording on Youtube (which, arguably, is fantastic in its own way)
I kind of want to give him unreasonably big floppy junk but also I should probably just create a borzoi alt for that
(it me, old art)
(it me, old art)
October 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I kind of want to give him unreasonably big floppy junk but also I should probably just create a borzoi alt for that
(it me, old art)
(it me, old art)
Also vintage Hesburger edition Niko DVD whose existence makes me think I'm living in a simulation
October 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Also vintage Hesburger edition Niko DVD whose existence makes me think I'm living in a simulation
Kouvola mood board: autumn edition
October 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Kouvola mood board: autumn edition