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God's weirdest little guy
This is how it feels to create art
December 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I do not know who Ado is but every social media platform in existence REALLY wants me to
December 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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If we are going to have to live under the hell world regime of disney fascism, at least they gave us Sebulba back.
December 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
By the nine I’m tweaking
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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this wip is a bsky exclusive, complete with logic pro always doing really interesting things to my guitar plugins
December 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
If I had 1 trillion dollars the world would probably be a fundamentally different place. I could change the world so much with that kind of money. I would’ve taken that UN plan to eliminate hunger in a heartbeat. I’d probably build a pyramid like a pharaoh.

Anyways can I borrow $20
December 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Lamar Jackson, I have choice words for you. None of them are nice.
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Practicing to be the annoying family member this thanksgiving, wish me luck!
November 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Last night I had a dream where I seasoned, baked, and ate a stack of post it notes. Dream experts, what does this mean?
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Abraham Twinkoln
November 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I would be an awesome philosopher but all the good stuff has been philosophized already :(
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM