I'll spare you my corny joke about being a Scat Trapper Keeper. 😜

My b-day is in Fall, dear Goddess Layla! I'd love to emulate this human footstool pic with you & Goddess Lucy: one foot in my throat, the other on my face. If you all are up for it, I'd love to be your toilet rug again! 🚽👄🤎

Hmmm - after my next bathroom carpet duty during a session, Goddess, it might feel enjoyable for both of us if you permitted me to motorboat your heavenly boobs with my filthy wrecked face. Such slippery slobbery fun! 😜🚽👄🤎

It probably antsy because it needs to feed someone 😉

Non sequitur: this centenarian rocks! I'm looking forward to partying again with you soon, dear Goddess - and enjoying yummy "recycled" chocolate from you 😋🤎

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I'm getting closer and closer to be able to blissfully serve as your filth receptacle once again! I cannot wait...🚺👄🤎

Dear Goddess in Elysium, please sit and smother me deeply between your heavenly butt cheeks - and then send me to toilet Paradise by wrecking my pleading mortal face. A-women. 🙏🤎

It's been a while - but you look gorgeous as always, Layla! Maybe for my birthday later this year, I can worship you and Goddess Lucy once again? 😊

Wow!! I'd love to try this gyrating variation whenever we have our next session, Goddess - when you generously sit and grind on my shit-wrecked, deliriously happy face. 🚺😍

I miss you too so much! Yes, I fondly remember that session - you gave me such a lovely corny shit goatee!! 🌽💩🤣 Then you graciously spit into my piss-red eyes as I requested. You were such a thoughtful Scat Goddess to feed me such healthy fiber content. 😉🚽

Are you offering any Cyber Monday or Kinky Business Saturday deals? Y'know: buy 2 lbs of poo, get a free vial of pee? BOGO half off on worn stinky socks? (J/k 😆 - corny humor from your TC toilet rug)