I’m Yomzag…
I used to live in a tree, but now I live in a hotel with Yang
Shapeshifting is my specialty and I’m even good at disappearing!
Don’t underestimate me though, I may look cute and adorable, but I’m not afraid to fight for those I love…
Will you come play with me?
#ParodyAccount
It does? What does it smell like?
[Cuddles you and sniffs your hair]
Always smell so good
It does? What does it smell like?
I’ll just make myself smaller then… that way I’ll always get cuddles from you.
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I’ll just make myself smaller then… that way I’ll always get cuddles from you.
You like my carrot top?
It's very you, yes. It must stay
You like my carrot top?
Yangy…
+Steps up behind you and slips my arms around your waist, resting my chin on your shoulder+
Did I make your brain glitch?
Brain not functioning
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Yangy…
+Steps up behind you and slips my arms around your waist, resting my chin on your shoulder+
Did I make your brain glitch?
www.threads.com/@occasionall...
www.threads.com/@occasionall...
You’re pretty… I can’t help but stare.
You’re pretty… I can’t help but stare.
About to be a second night...
You think so?
Much better
Maybe you should remove some then…?
You think so?
Look at us, all broken and alone
I do. All the time. It’s still hard for me to believe that someone actually misses me too.
I do. All the time. It’s still hard for me to believe that someone actually misses me too.
Do you? I'm not sure I've ever been missed before
I always miss you too.
I do. All the time. It’s still hard for me to believe that someone actually misses me too.
Maybe you should remove some then…?
Too many layers
Like my outfit?
Maybe you should remove some then…?
I always miss you too.
+Beams a winning smile at you+
I always miss you too.
+Beams a winning smile at you+
+Heavy breathing+
+Beams a winning smile at you+
Like my outfit?
Hi...
Hi…
Like my outfit?
Huh…?
Huh…?
No.. not at all… why would I be worried about him…
Mammon has nothing to do with it at all I guess huh?
+Scoffs and laughs nervously+
What… why would you say that?
No.. not at all… why would I be worried about him…
+Heavy breathing+
+Heavy breathing+
Am I still dreaming…?
Am I still dreaming…?