Yomzag 🍬 {Parody} 🍬
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lonelyyomzag.bsky.social
Yomzag 🍬 {Parody} 🍬
@lonelyyomzag.bsky.social
Not your average Imp. I’m a prankster, yes. But what I crave doesn’t come from making people laugh. Don’t underestimate me and turn your back on me… #OC #TMIRP #ParodyAccount
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Hi!

I’m Yomzag…

I used to live in a tree, but now I live in a hotel with Yang

Shapeshifting is my specialty and I’m even good at disappearing!

Don’t underestimate me though, I may look cute and adorable, but I’m not afraid to fight for those I love…

Will you come play with me?

#ParodyAccount
a young man with pink hearts on his cheeks is smiling .
ALT: a young man with pink hearts on his cheeks is smiling .
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+Giggles and tugs on my hair+

It does? What does it smell like?
Special imp privileges can go far when you're gentle!

[Cuddles you and sniffs your hair]

Always smell so good
January 14, 2026 at 11:38 AM
No matter how butch I get?! 🤭
January 9, 2026 at 9:53 AM
+Giggles softly and curls into you+

I’ll just make myself smaller then… that way I’ll always get cuddles from you.
January 6, 2026 at 1:55 PM
+Cuddles into you and buries my face in your shoulder+
January 6, 2026 at 1:53 PM
+Presses my forehead to yours and smiles+

You like my carrot top?
{Buries my fingers into your hair}

It's very you, yes. It must stay
January 6, 2026 at 1:52 PM
+Giggles behind my hand and follows you into the bathroom+

Yangy…

+Steps up behind you and slips my arms around your waist, resting my chin on your shoulder+

Did I make your brain glitch?
{Watches this way too many times to be considered ok. And awkwardly walks to the bathroom}

Brain not functioning
January 6, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I know it’s not my turn, by I needed to send this to @nocturnal-curse.bsky.social

www.threads.com/@occasionall...
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This... This is the best SKZ thirst edit I have EVER seen, DAMN, volume on people
www.threads.com
January 5, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Hey @nocturnal-curse.bsky.social … like my new hair?
#NewAvi
December 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
If it means more of last night, I’ll take it all off…
{Stares af your chest}

About to be a second night...
December 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
After a night with @nocturnal-curse.bsky.social … 🥵
December 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
+Resists the urge to cover myself up and presses into your touch+

You think so?
{Immediately pulls your shirt off over your head and tosses it behind me, my hands moving to your body}

Much better
+Lifts my arms above my head and giggles+

Maybe you should remove some then…?
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
We’re the perfect pair!
{Laughs softly}

Look at us, all broken and alone
+Nods lots and gives your hand a squeeze+

I do. All the time. It’s still hard for me to believe that someone actually misses me too.
December 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
+Nods lots and gives your hand a squeeze+

I do. All the time. It’s still hard for me to believe that someone actually misses me too.
{Links my fingers with yours}

Do you? I'm not sure I've ever been missed before
+Blushes a little, still beaming at you+

I always miss you too.
December 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
+Lifts my arms above my head and giggles+

Maybe you should remove some then…?
{Slides my hands up the back of your shirt}

Too many layers
+Shivers lightly and wraps my arms around your neck+

Like my outfit?
December 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
+Blushes a little, still beaming at you+

I always miss you too.
I always miss you. You are my precious imp
You did?

+Beams a winning smile at you+
December 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
You did?

+Beams a winning smile at you+
Oh good, I missed you terribly
I. Am. Awake.

+Heavy breathing+
December 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
+Shivers lightly and wraps my arms around your neck+

Like my outfit?
{Runs my hands along your waist}

Hi...
+Grins and steps in close+

Hi…
December 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
+Lays on the floor twitching+

Huh…?
December 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
+Coughs nervously+

No.. not at all… why would I be worried about him…
[Laughs]

Mammon has nothing to do with it at all I guess huh?
Fear… ?

+Scoffs and laughs nervously+

What… why would you say that?
December 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
You’re so pretty… you fit in perfectly
I hang around my garden when @lonelyyomzag.bsky.social isn't around
December 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
+Explodes+
December 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I. Am. Awake.

+Heavy breathing+
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
+Blinks+

Am I still dreaming…?
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM