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ʜᴀʟᴏ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ/ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ/ᴍᴠ/ᴍᴅɴɪ/ʙʏ ǫᴜᴇᴇᴋ
Pinned
Both? I suppose?
You want the real answer or the executive one?
How many times are they going to try and saddle him with a partner?

He’s best when he’s alone.
December 31, 2025 at 1:28 PM
How many times are they going to try and saddle him with a partner?

He’s best when he’s alone.
December 31, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I don’t really mind?
Cheese is cheese.
December 31, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Yeaaaaaah I’m just gunna put that back.
December 31, 2025 at 11:12 AM
We got any pepperoni?
December 31, 2025 at 11:10 AM
No, Orphic. I don’t have…

(Now he feels bad. Wait! He has a solution! Yes! Someone left some old pizza in a mess hall fridge.)

…PIZZA!

(It’s mouldy.)
December 31, 2025 at 11:09 AM
#Queekisms

I gotta get some sleep. If someone sees the joke they get a cookie. Goodnight!
December 31, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“What do you think?”
"You ever get hit by arrow. If survive, have to find if poison.

Ugly armor- big heart. Usually is good. But mean poison much worse on you. Know how to treat?"
He’ll take the help, looking up cautiously.

“In my defence, given the priors, you have gotta see why I thought you weren’t talking about an actual duck head”.
December 31, 2025 at 2:14 AM
He’ll take the help, looking up cautiously.

“In my defence, given the priors, you have gotta see why I thought you weren’t talking about an actual duck head”.
"No, Skaxwng, duck head."

He points up. Opening his cloak to hide him inside.

Distant Ikran in the sky. Trailed by smoke.
Oh? He’s a wordplay fan?
Of course he is.

Duncan can’t help but chuckle.

“Fun. Uh-huh. Clearly. Kay….”

He’s exasperated.

“…you like that kinda stuff, huh?”
December 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
#Queekisms

Ah. I do amuse myself sometimes.
December 31, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Oh? He’s a wordplay fan?
Of course he is.

Duncan can’t help but chuckle.

“Fun. Uh-huh. Clearly. Kay….”

He’s exasperated.

“…you like that kinda stuff, huh?”
Grin. Tsul likes puns and wordplay. Even with his brutal accent.

"Oh- duck head."
“Okay. That was a head fuck.”
December 31, 2025 at 2:04 AM
And here was me thinking you’re a reasonable guy.
December 31, 2025 at 1:47 AM
“Okay. That was a head fuck.”
"No figures of speech when figuring speech, please."
“No! Nope! I’m okay, thanks, really. It’s just a figure of speech.”
December 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
You’re a legal expert.
Is it possible to request a re-trial on the grounds that the judge is too principled?
December 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Reposted by sᴘᴀʀᴛᴀɴ ᴍᴄᴋᴀʀᴠᴇʏ
𝙉𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜'𝙨 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙬𝙖𝙮!
𝙉𝙤𝙩 𝙩𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩!

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December 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“No! Nope! I’m okay, thanks, really. It’s just a figure of speech.”
He does NOT understand this is a tease.

"You sure? Is painful. No want hurt no reason."
December 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
And I normally wouldn’t advocate for it.
But it’s the Didact.
December 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Bite me.
December 31, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone willingly run into understanding Forerunner politics.
December 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Respectfully, I think we can forgo the need for evidence and treat the defendant as extremely hostile.
December 31, 2025 at 1:37 AM
#Queekisms

I dunno why but I find this very funny.
December 31, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I’d argue it’s at least circumstantial.
December 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
He’s a dick…?
December 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Reposted by sᴘᴀʀᴛᴀɴ ᴍᴄᴋᴀʀᴠᴇʏ

— ❛Just another day
at the office.❜
December 11, 2024 at 2:02 PM