i guess if you say the right things for a couple of months, all the damage you caused goes away. especially when antisemitism is in vogue. the jewish space laser lady is your “good republican.” fuck off.

It’s like when they had the Lorax doing car commercials when that garbage movie came out.

(Same for the hat scene. “They’re all dressed silly! Why are they bullying her??” Yeah, that’s the point. They’re only being mean to her because they’ve decided to ostracize her based on her skin. Being racist is stupid. It’s a stupid thing to do and it makes you look stupid.)

(Seriously tho, people always say this about Wicked and… the animals are also an oppressed class, so it’s not weird that these people would be mean to the green girl? Also, idk, this is America 2025. Go watch the news. This country is rounding people up based on their skin color.)

EH-VA-RY MOMENttt… AS LONG AS YOUR MINE

ugh, i’m going to be so annoying for the rest of the year

“I’m ADHD, so if I forget your birthday or that we had a date, that’s why.” No, put that shit into your phone, add an extra reminder. We’re in our THIRTIES. I’m so tireddd.

I’m not saying to settle by any means. I’m just saying to do something about your Eeyore ass personality. Figure out what you need to do to feel more confident and do it.

I lowkey kind of see this as some form of avoidant attachment (sorry to get pop psych, I have no credentials, I’m just an idiot) where they use this perceived unattractiveness as a reason to why they shouldn’t date. They just act like it’s a huge barrier when it’s not.

Like… these girls are like “Princess Mia ugly” as in… they’re a flat iron and a tube of mascara away from being “conventionally” attractive. Which, imo, means they look cute normally. Like, idk if you ate a Spongebob sundae, but you’re not fucking ugly.

“No one ever gives me a shot.” It’s your lack of self-confidence and the fact that you are projecting out self-hatred. It’s a vibe killer. I get it, but jfc… Get off your phone and look at real, normal people and not insta models. You’re fine.

To be fair, the story was about her card declining, so I’m assuming he got the pin wrong anyways, but still. That’s so crazy to me. I don’t even let guys pick me up on the first date, I’m not handing them my debit card with the pin.

I’m going to be so annoying after next Monday.

It’s gotta be Cynthia’s vocals combo’d with the arrangement… One year later and it’s insane how powerful that finale is. Give Cynthia her Oscar so she can EGOT.

which… to be fair… that birthday money normally ends up going to whoever asks me for twenty dollars first, so really… girl math… i didn’t really spend my grandma’s gift money on weed. i donated it to a food bank.